Miles Davis loved him some Hip-Hop with his always old lookin greasy Black sorry crusty muh fuckin ass!
But this shit before his soon passin and shit?!
That muh fuckah blew thah muh fuckin future!
Uhm!
And thah muh fuckin future wasn't quite yet
Ready!
Big ups Mister Davis!
Our Father's speed!...
(Peace!)
Bad ass muh fuckin shit!
Lift off!
Shit!....
Anothah free muh fuckin vacay!
Shit and in thah muh fuckin 80's!?
my young future radio personality's ass was hooked!
But yo broke ass ain't gonnah be able tah pay thah muh fuckin
Rent!...
(Peace!)
Ding-Dong! The bitch/bastard witch is blessedly
Dead!
I mean, God damn!
I can only muh fuckin deduce, "Only the good do die young!" Fuck! Anyway...
Thee Holy fuck! Shit! I thought that sorry ass muh fuckin evil ZJ was dead already God damnit!
Just an evil elite muh fuckah,
Sans conscience!
Didn't give ah fuck about
US
Goys!
Happy fucked up
Trails muh fuckah!
And you can definitely
"Kiss'"
my ol Black sorry broke muh fuckin ass!...
(Peace!)
Taking the bus
To forever fuss!
Lust is a
Must!
Cuss?
That too
Boo!
Please, hand me that cold brew!?
Thank You!
Oh, no...Bro'esses and Bro's!
"Cheers", To
Them evil
'Ho's!...
(Peace!)
I mean it blows my muh fuckin old Black broke ass mind!
We outnumber them evil degenerates some
33,000:1
Some ill shit like that!?
Uhm!
How thee Holy fuck them evil elite degenerate sorry ass muh fuckahs still runnin things up in
US!?
And how thah fuck,
Aren't they all murdered???!!! ...
(Peace!)
I'm having these feelings daily of
"Thee Holy Fucks"!
my old Black sorry broke muh fuckin ass is 57!
God damn!
At least five more years muh fuckah!
Uhm!
And US knows five more years is past expedited
Agenda 2030;
Now known as:
Agenda 2025 and shit! Anyway....
Thah muh fuckin arduoUS, LaborioUS...banality of it
All!!!
God damn!
Can ah niggah get at least ah muh fuckin fifteen-minute break without botherin my ol Black broke ass with some Stupid shit?!
Before my old Black muh fuckin ass
Dies!?
Please!?
With sugah on top God damnit!?...
(Peace!)
Shit! Yah start conversin with othah muh fuckUS?
It makes yah undahstand some basic ass shit!
Yo ass ain't thah only muh fuckin one goin through some
Real ass muh fuckin
Shit!...
(Peace!)
I guess it 's all about
Time
Hunh?!
Damn shame!
CaUSe
US
Were made tah be
Timeless!...
(Peace!)
He had awakened for work in darkness!
He smiled wryly!
Because he had went to sleep in darkness!...
(Peace!)
"How can you possibly say that this is nutritious? I mean the alcohol is obviously doing serious damage to the liver?"
Oh! Alcohol! Ain't nobody in this Vitamin Dive Bar scared of that mother fucker! Shit! If all else fails?! We got Yellow Dock and all the other natural shit we possess for you mother fucker! "Only at The Vitamin Dive bar! Come rejuvenate with US!"...
I mean shit! Maybe anothah muh fuckah came up with thah breathin technique?! Shit, ah niggah can't even tell yah! And don't give ah fuck about who thah fuck did what?! Fuck that shit! But what ah niggah can tell yah, I learned about thah shit by this niggah named, "Dr. Weil"! Talkin bout ah niggah ZJ!? Anyway...he wrote about this breathin technique where you inhale deeply! And to inhale deeply thah diaphragm should expand also! Getting the air around you deep into your upper lungs and especially your lower lungs! Hunh? For real?!
Uhm!
Shit works!
But check it!?
Do thah shit in different environments!?
Breathing in its essence!
my muh fuckUS!
After thah muh fuckin which!
Often times yo ass will get thah fuck out that muh fuckah!
I mean like!
Yo ass attuned in thah very essence in that muh fuckin environment!
Bein at one in that shit! Lungs transmittin some ill ass shit intah thah muh fuckin brain synapses through thah pure sense of...
Breathing!...
(Peace!)
And that shit is cool muh fuckin shit all day long my Dear Sweet Sistahs and Brothahs!
Quite copacetic in
Fact!
But God damnit!...
US are quick tah check one of
US!
But shit!
US show thah fuck slow at
Checkin them evil sorry ass
Degenerate muh fuckahs!
Thah fuck wrong with US!
"Well, you're one of US too!"
Ex-muh-fuckin-actly!...
(Peace!)
Four ounces "Clamato" juice
Two tablespoons Lime juice
Three ounces Tequila
One tablespoon Worcestershire sauce
One tablespoon Olive juice
One Tablespoon Beet Root Powder
Two teaspoons L'Arginine powder
One teaspoon Tumeric
1/2 teaspoon Milk Thistle powder
1/2 teaspoon Dandelion Root powder
Salt and/or Pepper to taste
Put all in martini shaker
Shake vigorously
Add ice cubes
Shake vigorously
Pour/Strain into favorite martini drinking vessel
Put three Queen Anne olives to top
Enjoy!
I mean God damn!?
Look at Demi Moore (MTF) in thah muh fuckin movie "Ghost" and shit!?
Then look at Michael J. Fox (FTM) in thah muh fuckin "Back to The Future" franchise and shit!?
Same kind of body type!
Same kind of hair cut!...
Them evil CIA muh fuckahs been at this ill ass shit for ah long ass muh fuckin time!
Uhm!
Them some evil Hollywood/CIA/Luciferian muh fuckahs!...
(Peace!)
Take
Niacin 200mg and Evening Primrose Oil 500mg on an empty stomach!
At least three times a week!
Don't get thah Non-Flushing Niacin shit!
Fuck no!
Ain't no fun in that shit at all!
Take thah muh fuckin regulah
Flushing kind!
Yo broke ass be itchin and shit! Skin turnin ah lil red! Shit last for about twenty to thirty minutes! But if yah have thah time!? Take ah hot ass muh fuckin showah! While thah fucked up flushin effects happenin! Washin thah dirt away from this muh fuckah! Get out that muh fuckah! Effects kind of mitigated!
And aftah that shit has run its course!
Yo broke ass will feel muh fuckin
Rejuvenated like ah muh fuckah!
And your skin will have ah fucking
Glow!
Shit you not my Dear Sweet Sistahs and Brothahs!...
(Peace!)
I ain't gonnah find ah spot in time before 06Dec2023!
But that's cool!
My wife said tah me thah othah day,
"Damn niggah! Yah got more than enough on that shit to write your book like you've been talking about since we got married! And from what I've read, a good fifty or more!"
What?!
So, I've been readin some of my old blogs!
Smilin and shit!
Yeah,
She's right!
It is the time tah start gettin serioUS about what I have always desired to do,
Write novels and short stories until I
Die!...
(Peace!)
Talkin bout laughin my old Black sorry muh fuckin ass off!
God damn!
Them evil muh fuckahs wheelchaired out ah muh fuckin
Corpse!...
(Peace!)
Thah fuck done happened tah
US
NiggUS!?
"Thanksgiving annual swimsuit photo shoot"!
Thee Holy fuck!
Clothe and sit yo old ass
68 years old ass
Down!
God damn! Ain't nobody tryin tah look at that muh fuckin shit! Well...without gaggin some shit! Anyway....
And rock yo ass tah muh fuckin sleep!
CaUSe don't nobody want tah see yo old ass in ah muh fuckin swimsuit!
And my old Black broke sorry ass is 57!
And ain't nobody tryin tah see my old Black sorry broke ass in ah muh fuckin
Speedo!
Uhm!
God damn!
Shit!
I know that's right!...
(Peace!)
Look at thah cost thah muh fuckin feds sorry ass government threw money at these sorry ass vaccines and shit! Or shit! The cure for thah shit when yah get, COVID! Muh fuckah told me she took, "Paxlovid"! Have US researched that dastardly shit!? I mean! God damn! Gonnah give yah thah shit! Then sale yo sorry broke ass ah medication that alleviates the symptoms! Fuckin pimp shit there! And thah muh fuckin fed bought so many of these $1400 treatments and shit! So until them muh fuckahs run out!? Free tah thah muh fuckin sorry ass COVID recipients! Sorry for your muh fuckin luck! And here you muh fuckin go! Uhm! evil muh fuckahs! Anyway...
I'm startin tah notice all these muh fuckin articles about these "Weight Loss" weekly injections and shit! COVID VAERs shit! That are not favorable at thah fuck all tah thah muh fuckin pharmaceuticals!
Why?!
Shit! Cause those pharmaceuticals took that evil blood COVID money and shit!
Y'all evil pharmaceuticals were wrong tah make us fed evil muh fuckahs pay such an exorbitant price for that fake ass panacea! And for these mRNA infused COVID treatment medications!
Now shit!
US fed evil muh fuckahs gots tah get those ends back!
I mean shit fools!
We fed muh fuckahs write thah evil ass laws in this bitch!
That made y'all muh fuckahs some
Hellah ends in thah last muh fuckin three years
God damnit!...
(Peace!)
How thah Holy fuck this bitch/bastard still fuckin alive?!
CaUSe shit!
That muh fuckin ass goin through some muh fuckin terrible nasty ass
Monarch
Programming and shit!
That muh fuckah will be singin in fed court just the muh fuckin way she's been
Programmed to have
Sung!...
(Peace!)
Can't yah feel it my Dear Sweet Sistahs and Brothahs!?
Thah energy of
US RighteoUS
Risin and shit!
Them evil elite muh fuckahs thinkin they
Quellin some shit!
Fuck no you
Degenerates!
Y'all stupid ill ass evil muh fuckahs jUSt makin
US
Righteous
Stronger!
And with all that God damn money!? Fucking idiots!
History has informed US time and time again!
If yah gonnah do somethin tah
US
Meek?
Do it thah fuck quick!
If not...you evil muh fuckahs,
Couper la tete!!!
And I don't mean
US!?...
(Peace!)
Anything US broke muh fuckin assUS want!
US can obtain!
Any-muh-fuckin-thing!
"For real?!"
Yah damn skippy!
All
US has tah do is tah:
Ask
Seek and
Knock!?
ASK,
Our Father!...
(Peace!)
