Pork, sausages, chicken quarters, chicken wings... and fuck ah chicken breast or turkey breast! Ain't careful them shits be like sand aftah tryin tah smoke them muh fuckahs! Not sayin can't do it with moistnUSs and shit, that smokin ass jUSt gots tah pay attention with those two shits especially while smokin! They are what we call "NiggUS" in smoked meats! Unforgiving by the smoker not treatin them White assUS with care! So I don't fuck wit'em! So, no! I don't smoke 'em! Anyway...ain't no thing!
I've been wantin tah smoke one of those brisket muh fuckUS but at thah smallest and at sale price clockin fifty-five USDs or more?! That broke ass dream, once again, hath been deferred! Fuck it!But when muh fuckUS talkin bout brisket and losin ovah thirty percent or more of it's weight?!
That ill shit is not for US fuckin broke ass muh fuckUS!
Fuck!
No!
Smokin some shit and losin more than thirty tah forty percent of weight and thah broke assUS goodnUSs?! That shit's for rich muh fuckahs! Not US broke assUS! Again,
Fuck!
No!
No wondah why a lot of broke ass Chinese cultures cook in ah wok, super hot and fast! Ain't wastin shit! And still the beef is soft and delish! I mean, shit! How can US begin tah argue with ah Bill and ah Half increasin on ah daily and shit Human strong?! I mean, shit! Cooking and eating...Ovah ah billion and a half served every fuckin day! In one muh fuckin country! And they doin some cookin shit and feedin US broke ass muh fuckUS, wrong?! Ain't no fuckin way! Come on now? But...I mean, shit! That's if...they really got ah Bill and a half up in that Chinese muh fuckah?!...
(Peace! More to come....)
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