So-Long "GFJ"! Thanks For The RighteoUS Hop-py US-IN DelicioUS Not-So-Broke Beer Memories

 Don't give ah fuck! How this shit goin, and yo broke bougie beer drinkin ass gonnah buy ah sixer of "GFJ" for 12 USDs and tack on anothah seven and can have 30 delicioUS 

American-Style RighteoUS Lagers for 18 USDs! Both, given thah nature of ones given pallet, drinkable as fuck! I mean, shit! If an old niggah had his druthers and shit? It would be thah big fuckin three:

"Grapefruit Jungle",

"Guinness Foreign Extra Stout" and

Guinness Foreign Stout!

Would be ah Happy broke old ass niggah for life! Nothin beats fuckin beer! No-thing! But for ah half case of Guinness Foreign Stout gonnah set that broke ass back some 20 USDs on fuckin sale! Again, US assUS broke! 12 for 20 USDs? Or 30 for 19 USDs! Both drinkable as fuck?! Anyway...Now, Hamm's

Won't hit that broke ass like righteoUS "GFJ"! Two of them delcicioUS pints, call ah fuckin drivin service and shit! "GFJ" or "Hamm's"? Loves me some fuckin beer! But shit! An old niggah can't afford yo fine ass no mo "GFJ"! Wish we could work some shit out but...

Fuck! 

No!

An old niggUS' broke! four times thah fuckin drinkability?! I loves me some

"Hamm's"!!!

Love yo fine ass "GFJ"! But...alas...ah niggUS 's broke! Now come on ovah here with you fine "Hamm's" ass! Holla!...

(Peace! More to come...)