All an old niggah evah buys around 'que time and shit! Went tah cop some of those delicioUS muh fuckahs tah cook on Monday! Went tah thah "Meat" island refrigerated section, found them shits. Looked at'em! Thah fat tah meat ratio is all thah fuck off! I mean them shits were delicioUSly fatty before, but this shit shall give a lot of US broke assUS ah soon coronary! They looked straight up like them Weisswurst sausages and shit! I didn't like 'em. Weird kind of texture and thah taste reminded me like some American warmed thick bologna, but kind of soft when I bit into 'em, tried it two times at varioUS German Restaurants. Bought three from ah butchershop on thah southside of Nap, "Claus' ". Them muh fuckUS have thah best God damned bacon. The owner was cool. I mean, we spoke while I purchased everytime, but light chat. That was back when I lived downtown as ah single muh fuckah and this broke ass niggah wasn't down for all that high-ass goin out tah eat every night and shit! Fuck that! And Mommy taught me how tah cook too?! Fuck that noise! Save some well-needed coinage for real! Can I get two pounds of bacon please?...A pound of Head Cheese, please?...Three weisswurst... And a pound of Braunschweiger, please?! Purchased that shit every two weeks from that muh fuckah, minus that weisswurst shit! Good broke ass affordable US single shit! I mean, shit! Excuse an old ailin niggah? Back in thah day! Anyway...
(Peace! More to come...)
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