Monday, June 23, 2025

MMA?! Okay.

 USed tah watch that brutal shit fo some fucked up manly reason! Especially when it started, with Royce Gracie, Randy Couture, Bas Rutten and crazy MMA muh fuckUS like that. All thah fuck while thinkin, "Y'all some stupid ass muh fuckUS!" Straight up! Now, I wouldn't say that intah any of them muh fuckUS earshot and shit!

Fuck!

No!

I like my muh fuckin teeth! Though my old broke Black sorry ass is old? An old niggah still loves tah eat and would like very much in thah near and distant future tah eat an apple without pureeing thah shit! I mean if I wanted applesauce then my joints already fucked-up and shit, with my triflin broke sorry old ass! I mean, shit! my sorry broke ass may not be in MMA for ah fuckin lifetime! But yo sorry broke ass in all this fuckin horrible lifetime has tah fuckin eat! That's fo fuck's show! Don't give ah fuck! Yah, know?! Shit like that! Anyway...

Have US evah gotten intah jUSt one fight?! Have US?! Then yo broke ass knows jUSt like I know, now with my old Black broke ass, fighting the fuck, hurts! Even if yah kick thah othah muh fuckUS' ass and shit! Somethin on yo sorry ass body is gonna fuckin hurt! Maybe not aftah thah fight because of all that adrenaline, fight or flight shit goin on! But within three fuckin days and shit! Somethin is gonnah fuckin hurt! And US ain't even gonnah talk bout teeth gettin loosened or teeth gettin knocked thah fuck out! Fuck! No! That's when killin time is upon US God damnit! If US evah bout ready tah scrap with ah muh fuckah with one tooth in their jank ass mouths?! Just remembah, That muh fuckah don't got shit tah lose any-fuckin-mo! Except one more sorry ass rotten lonely tooth! Yah heard may?! Walk thah fuck away!...Anyway...

Thah fuck I look like gummin on some shit or wearin these ill-fittin false teeth tryin tah chew on some shit! Lookin old broke down ass ridiculoUS becaUSe my dumb young ass loved me some fightin!? Get anger management supersilly muh fuckUS! CaUSe CTE from bein concussed, broken bones (Especially ubiquitoUS broken noses), fucked up teeth,..CaUSe I's jUSt loves tah fight! That shit ain't sharp! Nor thah fuck does it age gracefully! Pitifully? Fuck! Yes! 

Gracefully?!

Fuck!

No!

Shiiought! US bettah start recognizin! I mean, shit! Again, fuck that shit!,,,

Our Father's speed!

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