"Liquid Death Is Valued at $1.4 Billion in New financing Round - Bloomberg"

 I've seen thah shit while shoppin for othah shit!

Please tell ah niggah?!

Why thah Holy fuck would one of US drink some shit called

"Liquid Death"!?

Unless US wants tah fuckin die suddenly!?

Thee Holy fuck wrong with

US?!...

(Peace! More to come...)

MMA And Boxing

 MMA fighters use their entire body tah make ah muh fuckah submit!

I mean shit! You got ah muh fuckah only using arms, shoulders, hands to strike?!

Yo ass got ah limited muh fuckah!

But! One in that limited environment,

Understands said environment! That's why Anthony Joshua knocked thah fuck out of Francis Ngannou!

I remembah Royce Gracie at thah genesis of this revitalized MMA, Gladiator bullshit!

He was ah fuckin monster!

Kickin assUS and takin numbahs God damnit!

But shit changes! The time catches up! And yo shit that used tah be thah shit? Ain't muh fuckin shit no more because othah muh fuckahs done learned some more shit! Anyway...

Boxers. Are USed tah muh fuckin pain! I mean gettin hit in yo neck, yo face, yo nose, yo kidneys, yo stomach...constantly for twelve rounds...God damn! Thah fuck wrong with them sadomasochistic muh fuckahs? Am I thah only ol Black ass muh fuckah that remembahs Muhammad Ali at thah end of his career, fightin kickboxers and shit! Havin massive leg blood clots subsequently?! Anyway...

As MMA caught up with thah times. Royce was ah bad ass muh fuckah! Is! And always shall be! 

But, without encompassing othah forms of martials arts in ah mixed martial arts profession?!

Well!

That purity of only jiu jitsu shit eventually died!...

(Peace! More to come...)

Evil Decimates All! Not Some!

 So you got pizza joints and matzah bakeries in NYC that have tah  cut their green house gases by 75%!

You know, they have those grandfathered coal and woodburning ovens and shit!

Well, they mad!

CaUSe, 

"How thah fuck am I gonnah make my fuckin pies muh fuckahs!"...

Yeah!...

(Peace! More to come...)

"The Dan Bongino Show"

I watch his shit sometimes. He's ah niggah! But he'll probably say he's an individual which ain't no niggah! Like most of those niggah lookin like US muh fuckUS do! He'll probably profess, Sicilian, Puerto Rican some shit?! But he still looks like ah muh fuckin one of US NiggUS! Anyway....

But I can only take that muh fuckah in doses! Couldn't imagine bein at ah bar, drinkin beer and talkin bout topical news and shit with 'im! He'd be fuckin up my haze fo show! Always talkin and actin like he's just one muh fuckin word from yo sorry ol Black broke muh fuckin ass of poppin you in yo muh fuckin face!

Naw! I like my teeth!

Fuck that shit!...

(Peace! More to come...)

Push US Stupid Muh FuckUS Toward The Grave?

 I mean fuck it! Muh fuckUS talkin crazy

"Oh! I've had my first two rounds, Pfizer! And I've gotten three boosters, Pfizer?"

Is that all? Three boosters!?

Based on what's happenin?! You should 've at least had your

Ninth 

Booster by now???!!!...

(Peace! More to come...)

A 'Ho' Up In This US Muh Fuckah!?

 Thah woman's name is

"Julianne Hough"!

Good lawd!

Can't make this shit up Sonshines!

Fuck no!

With ah muh fuckin name like that!?

She 'll blow through Hollywood in no muh fuckin time at thah fuck all!

And if she'd went tah Crispus Attucks back in thah day!

They would have had that ass for muh fuckin breakfast, lunch and dinner!

Until she would ultimately

Change that muh fuckin fucked up last name!

Or transferred tah anothah muh fuckin school?!

But shit, she'd still have thah same muh fuckin problem at thah next muh fuckah!...

(Peace! More to come...)

Biden? Trump? Fuck 'em Both!

 Muh fuckahs talkin bout their loyalty tah Israel more than thah United States can kiss my ol Black sorry broke muh fuckin ass! Like ol DeSantis ovah in Israel rubbin on that wailin wall and shit! So too was Trump! With Yarmulke adorned tah boot!

Biden?! Shit who thah fuck knows!? That old ass muh fuckah done been through nine clones and shit! 

But all them muh fuckahs just some undahcovah muh fuckin nasty ass

ZJs!...

(Peace! More to come...)

Prince and Thirtyish Tom Selleck

 I mean look at those two muh fuckahs!

Made by thah same cloned

DNA!...

(Peace! More to come...)

"Lindsey Graham: Biden has 'screwed the world up every way you can.' - Politics/NBC News"

 That gay ass muh fuckah!

Anothah pedophile homo that done stood thah muh fuckin test of 

Luciferian time!

What thah Holy fuck they got on that sorry ass no count evil muh fuckah!?

And! Who's adult muh fuckin dick is he suckin or sharin ah lil boy with (Probably Biden no doubt!) tah keep his sorry ass in office?!...

Tired of this sorry ass muh fuckin evil bullshit!...

(Peace! More to come...)

"Madonna calls out concertgoer for sitting down during LA show - only to see fan is in a wheelchair - Celebrity"

 Fuck! There goes thah muh fuckin beer again!?

Bout died laughin!

That muh fuckin Luciferian sorry ass witch-He/She-bitch! Shouldn't this shit be on national "woke" mainstream media and shit?! Callin out Madonna with her old ugly insensitive ass?! But it's only ah muh fuckin blip! Uhm! Anyway...

Didn't click on thah shit!

The headline was muh fuckin priceless 

Enough!...

(Peace! More to come...)

One of EDEs Mission Statements: Ain't No "Real" Money In Natural Cures!

I was thinkin about adding Saw Palmetto tah my supplement regimen? 

"Why?"

Why! Cause like most men in their late fifties my prostate is fucked up! So, ah niggah tryin tah find some shit so he won't have tah go tah ah sorry ass muh fuckin doctah for ah script for "Flomax" some ill shit like that! 

I mean I take Stinging Nettle Root, Vitamin C, Vitamin D, Cranberry, Pumpkin Seed Oil, and Plant Sterols just for that BPH shit! Anyway...

I mean thah shit works! I've taken Saw Palmetto in thah muh fuckin past and thah shit makes me gain weight like ah muh fuckah! Which increases blood pressure, diabetic risk...So I'm tryin tah figure thah fuck out, "Is it Saw Palmetto"? Or is it a combination of that supplement with another I induce?! Anyway, found some shit today that says it can have 'estrogenic-like' effects?! But it took me some muh fuckin researchin tah even find that lil nugget of information on this "vast" WWW?! Thah Holy fuck!...

These evil degenerate elite will spend billions on ah new muh fuckin unnatural pharmaceutical!

But when yo old Black broke ass looks up the benefits of certain natural supplements?

Most of thah muh fuckin information yo broke ass retrieves states,

"More research is needed to evaluate its potential effects."

And thah muh fuckahs state,

"May..." ad nauseum! 

"May lower blood pressure.", "May diminish symptoms of BPH.", "May have anti-inflammatory properties."...

Thee Holy fuck!

Shit's been around for muh fuckin ages! US assUS in 2024 and shit?!

And them rich evil elite and federal government muh fuckahs still ain't did 

"More research" on

Natural shit and their

Health 

Benefits?!

I mean,

God damn!!!!!!..

(Peace! More to come..)

Only For A Season!

 C'est tout!

Muh fuckUS wannah sit up there talkin bout this gendah indentity nonsense!

That shit only last for ah muh fuckin

Human

Season!

Our Father's speed!...

(Peace! More to come,,,)