Friday, September 5, 2025

"Josh Duhamel's Doomsday Cabin Is Almost Ready For Any Potential Apocalypse - The Blast"

 my old Black broke dyin muh fuckin ass shall deduce:

Preppers ain't preparin for fuckin shit!

CaUSe why thah fuck my pseudo-rich commie ass advertisin where broke ass muh fuckUS shall go and rob yo shit when this real shit gets horribly real!? Thah fuck's an old ass broke niggah missin and shit?! I mean, shit!?

"Oh, he's armed! You best believe that!"

Don't give ah fuck! That stupid advertisin sorry ass muh fuckah shall have tah USe most of that ammo on some broke ass muh fuckUS becaUSe his stupid ass advertisin what he got when this shit goes in ah terrible fucked up US way! CaUSe like "Marcellus Wallace" said in "Pulp Fiction" and shit, "I'm gonnah get three crackhead niggahs..."! Yah know?! Anyway!...So,

Now, why thah fuck would ah stupid prepared muh fuckah do that shit!?

CaUSe it doesn't make any US fuck bit of end of times sense at thah fuck all!...Damn...

Okay! Got it!

Predictive programmin for fucked up shit tah show thah fuck come!

Them evil commie muh fuckahs!

Big ups! You, sorry ass worthless piecUS of shit evil muh fuckahs!

Thah shit's evilly fucked up brilliant!

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