How Do I Love "Hamm's" Beer? Let Me Count The Low Budget Broke Ass Ways...

 Highly fuckin drinkable!

Inoffensive as fuck! Take it ovah ah Bud, Coors, Miller, PBR...

And at $18.99 ah fuckin cube!? I mean, shit!

Get ovah that bougie beer drinkin shit! Money's bout ready tah get tight as broke ass fuck! Now that's tight as fuck! And do US my Dear Sweet SistUS and BrothUS fellow broke assUS, beer drinkin muh fuckUS really want our Loved Ones tah not undahstand, I see what's coming and I'm making at least one sacrifice,

"Look Love?! I'm drinkin the best of the broke ass best "Hamm;s"!"! Then she'll be like,

"Yeah old ass niggah! I've been seein you! Thanks! And good lookin out!"! 

Whew! "Hamm's" done saved my marriage once again! But that's anothah muh fuckin blog and shit! Anyway...

But drink and serve thah shit close tah icy as fuck! Then RighteoUSly fellow broke ass beer lovin US broke ass muh fuckUS!

Cheers!...

(Peace! More to come...)