"Mission Impossible"... by Cracky!

 Our Daughter's in college now. When I saw her for the first time since the Fall semester commenced. We started talkin about this shit in this life we're both witnessin! Then all of the sudden she says,

"Oh! By the way dad! Before I forget to telll you. Just telling you. I have a friend. Her Dad used to work for the CIA. And she said he told her, that when you watch  any "Mission Impossible" movies or the television series. All of that is true. And I checked him out dad on the side. And he was definitely in the CIA. Just tellin yah."

Interestin as fuck tah my old Black sorry broke ass! I mean, shit! Tom Cruise knows how tah make ah muh fuckin action movie God damnit! I've watched all of those joints!

But now, I've started watchin thah television show from thah late sixties tah early seventies and shit! I mean I vaguely remembah watchin thah shit with my Brothers back in thah day because I was only about five some shit! But my Black ass loved me some television! Anyway...

I said tah myself, 'Thah fuck!'!

Masks tah make ah muh fuckah look like ah political figure?! Back in thah day?! And they doin that shit thah fuck, now?! Let an old niggah keep lookin at this 'fictional' shit back in thah muh fuckin day 

'Tell-a-vision'

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Our Father's speed!...

(Peace! More to come...)