So my wife says out of thah muh fuckin blue,
"I need for your Black ass to quit drinking! Not for Christmas! Not for New Year's Day! Not for your birthday! Don't give a fuck! Your ass needs tah quit drinking!"
'Damn! Thah fuck I do?! Thah fuck I say?! I've always been a responsible drunk!'
She laughed. And I did too! Then she said,
"Love! That don't mean shit! I just don't really want to be around this shit without you. Believe it or not, I Love You! I don't know what you're going to do with that?! But... I...Love...You...Niggah! Thah fuck Man?! And that's the fuckin truth."
I mean, shit!!!
She kicks me all in thah male testes!
Yeah...
I Love
Her!
But, God damn!
Givin up
RighteoUS
DelicioUS...
Beer!
Thah fuck!
But an old niggah gots tah do that married shit!
What an old niggah gots tah do that married chosen shit!
Show you
Right!
But thee Holy fuck!
Life without
RighteoUS
Beer?!!!
Quel
Dommage,
Temps
Mille some shit!?
Our Father's speed!...
(Peace! More to come...)
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