"Senate Passes Spending Bill At Eleventh Hour - Multiple News Outlets"

Thah fuck's wrong with US my Dear Sweet SistUS and BrothUS!?

Thah

Same old muh fuckin shit!

Just with anothah FED Commie evil muh fuckah takin ovah

US

Presidency,

ObvioUSly!!!

Our Father's speed!...

(Peace! More to come...)