He was always the one that thought a little weird. Twenty-nine years old. Administrative IT support. He didn't like to be bothered with nonsense. So on his voice greeting message to his cellphone and to his home landline, he thought it would deter any evil doers.
So he recorded,
"You have reached, Hell! Press #666. Then, Please stay on the line for the next available Hellish operator? Fuck you."
And why thah fuck did he do that stupid shit?!
Well, sit back. Relax. Smoke 'em if yah got 'em?
Because he has a beauty of a story to
Tell....
(Peace! More to come...)
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