'Listen to this old man which you see in front of you as a fucking witness! I am tired of hearing "Oh, He did me wrong!..." Or whatever the fuck! Look around you Sonshine! And like 'Jerry' said on "Seinfeld", "Over seventy percent of the population is, "Un-date-able"! And yo fine ass ain't in no God damned upper thirty-percent that are "date-able"! Fuck! No! Yo ass is in the upper three-percent! I mean, shit! Quit acting like a muh fuckin victim!' I said to her with the utmost conviction! Fine ass shit! And, "Oh, woe be me?" Fuck you! Get yo shit together God damnit!
Mommy even said with her Pentecostal RighteoUS ass;
"Meredith! Don't care what anyone else says? But I'm telling you as a witness. There're not too many good looking people in this world, believe it or not? There are only three percent of this world are looked-upon as the, "Upper Three Percent" as looks are concerned. And you are one of them."
What thah Holy fuck?!...
(Peace! More to come...)
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