US Free Individual Marketing for Future US Commie Fucked-Up Fascism: US Free Dick And US Free Pussy?!

 Got US sellin US selves for free and shit!

Takin all these God damned evil surveys and shit!

Even goin so far as tah "yelp" or some shit tah tell othah US muh fuckUS about some shit!

For fuckin free!

I mean, shit!

US broke assUS are bein thah fucked

Pimped by them evil elite imbeciles!

Thah fuck!?

And US ain't gettin paid for

Dick!

Or,

Pussy!

Fuck!

No!

Our Father's speed!...

(Peace! More to come...)