The Lighter Side of Imbibing Worth A US God Damn

 I absolutely 

Love

Beer! But,

Thah only light beer worth ah good God damn is

"Amstel Light"!

I mean, shit!

US AALs light beers will do and shit!

But, that AL be tastin like thah real

Beer

Shit!

AmLight is worth thah $20.99 for ah twelver?!

Fuck ah half case of Mich Ultra for about thah same fuckin price! Tastin like carbonated water with ah slight essence of beer!

Thah fuck?!

For thah most bang for thah "Light Beer" buck!? Amstel Light!

Fuck!

Yes!

Even though it's fucking light beer!?

But light does have its moments of drinkability ever so often!

Especially muh fuckin

Amstel Light!

I could drink that Amstel Light shit every fuckin day!

But, I mean, shit!

An old ass niggUS 's broke! And when I can get ah case of "Miller Lite" or "Coors Light" for $18?! Shit, US do thah muh fuckin broke ass math and shit?!

Just suggestin some beer broke ass shit!?...

(Peace! More to come...)