my broke Black ailin ass thinks I'm goin tah open thah bag up and shit and jUSt pop
One! Membah "Lay's" had that marketin shit, "Betcha Can't Eat Just one."!? Well, ovah thah many years and plenty of chips hammered! That shit's ah right thah fuck on truthful
Slogan!
Funny as fuck! Aftah three-fuckin-score and ah lil change! Still fuckin 'round with bullshit mentally and shit! CaUSe, ah now old ass niggah knows, "Yah crack that 9 1/4oz bag! Half them shits smashed!" Then yo broke ass like, "Fuck you! I'm gonnah only eat one muh fuckah!".
Well yah crack that shit! Now officially fucked! And fucked-up in well numeroUS of ways at this point! The first and most important thing is yah took one Triangular joint out tah munch, still with thah bag in thah othah hand! Big fuck up right there! Take one out! Gently squeeze the air out, secure with Clothes Pin (Fuck ah "Chip-Clip" US is broke!). Then aftah all that shit! Eat the one delicioUS chip! Anyway...othah than that, this is how it rolls,
Got bag in one hand. Done ate the one delicioUS corn-chip. I mean, shit! Fuck it! That shit was good as fuck! Let me hit them muh fuckUS ah few more times! I mean, shit! CaUSe thy "Doritos" bag has been breached! Time tah gobble up their "Triangular" delicioUS beauties one by one! CaUSe US knows!
Once crack-ed and fuckin
Black?! Oh...
US broke ass muh fuckUS can't evah go back!
(Peace! More to come...)