Tuesday, March 17, 2026

"Jeff Goldblum's (43) wife turned heads at the Oscars after party and it's easy to see why - Fiction Horizon"

 Clicked on thah stank ass shit becaUSe an old broke ass niggah had tah and shit! Fuck it! 

Oh, what ah fuckin surprise! Ye and Censori 2.0! But thah classy ZJ version!?

I'll be old broke ass fucked!

But thah real surprise is thah muh fuckin tart is 43! That degenerate ZJ JG has been known tah like them 30 or forty years her sorry ass 43 juniah! I mean, shit!

Now that's fucked up! But, fuck it!

Too old, too tired, too US Black and way too muh fuckin US broke!

(Peace! More to come...)

"Michelin Stars"?! Like Fallen Stars!

 "Anonymous Inspectors"?! So, what...ah crack head off thah street that's bein paid tah eat some shit?! Chefs?!...Don't fuckin know?!

BecaUSe they remain 

"Anonymous Inspectors"?!

How thah fuck does thah stupid ass fucked up shit work?!

And muh fuckUS still believin that

"Michelin Star" fucked up absurdity!

(Peace! More to come...)

The evil Commie Global elite Are Not Human. And That's A Beautiful Broke Ass Thing!

 They've successfully takin adavantage of US' Human invalids and shit!

Them rich nasty ass commies don't recognize US as

Equals!

Fuck!

No!

And how could they?! They are not 

Human like

US broke laborin muh fuckin assUS!

Them's some slothful, ugly, nasty...rich ass fucked up muh fuckahs!

(Peace! More to come...)

Start Getting to Know: You. Like...Now!

 Before it's too fuckin

Late Sonshines!

BecaUSe US broke ass muh fuckUS shall need US

Knowing...like...

Now, God damnit!

(Peace! More to come...)

Vacationing Outside of US?!

US broke ass muh fuckUS still kickin fuckin rocks! Uhm!

Get ah fuckin Global clue with US broke assUS, why don't US?! God damnit tah fuck! 

Listen tah US broke ass muh fuckUS goin tah this place and that place in thah next few months! Outside of US! SerioUSly?! 

I mean, shit! Turkey?! Iraq?!...SerioUSly?!

And my old Black broke ass talkin bout American educated muh fuckUS born and still livin in this fuckin 

Beautiful

US!

How thah fuck does that conjured fucked up fuckin shit thah fuck work?! God...damn! Stay thah fuck Stateside! God damn! Thah fuck's wrong with US broke assUS?!...

(Peace! More to come...)

"Leaked video reveals Putin's days are suddenly numbered - The Daily Beast" And The Global Commie Endgame.

 How did old ass 'Scrooge' say,

"Bah! Humbug!"!

Don't give ah US proud Black broke ass fuck!

This Global ill shit 's goin thah fuck

Down!

And not in ah good US broke ass way!

Fuck!

No!

Prepare,

Project Peace and

Pray.

(Peace! More to come...)

Global US Spiraling Influencers.

 Ain't got much time undah

Our Father's 

Son

Sonshines!

And thah 

Son

Is fadin fuckin fast!

And that is ah beautiful muh fuckin broke ass thing my Dear Sweet SistUS and BrothUS!

Oh, yes it thah fuck is!

(Peace! More to come...)

"Top Trump counterterrorism official resigns over Iran war - CBS NEWS"

ConscientioUS US FEDs bailin like ah muh fuckah!

Noem, Bongino and now Kent.! So..which US FED sorry ass muh fuckah shall be...

Next!?...

(Peace! More to come...)

"Cuba's entire electrical grid collapses, leaving whole island without power - FOX News"

 Uhm!

And US broke assUS are

Next!

These evil nasty ass Global commies ain't fuckin playin no mo!

Fuck!

No!

Prepare,

Project Peace and 

Pray.

(Peace! More to come...)

"Scientist brews vaccine beer, gets suspended for bypassing ethics board - Gadget Review"

Beer?! These degenerate commies have no fuckin bounds! Fuckin round with righteoUS beer?!

What?!  And Science don't have no muh fuckin "ethics board"! Thah fuck! Clicked on thah shit, yeah that's what ah niggah thought! Peer review ain't no muh fuckin "ethics board"!

Fuck!

No!

So this shit's bogUS!

But fuck all that! When these evil Global commies have ah headline and write some shit like this, that means thah shit 's already bein done! I'll be fucked!

So...an old ass broke ailin niggah jUSt may have tah give up thah Nectar from 

Our Father

Beer!?

Now that's fucked up!...

(Peace! More to come...)

Monday, March 16, 2026

When The Nic' Is About Gone?

 Don't smoke no cigs and shit no fuckin mo! But an ol broke niggah hittin thah shit out of ah nicotine vape! Fuck it!

Peepin thah "Power" and thah "Fluid " levels and shit, every-fuckin-time an old broke ass niggah hits that shit!

Thinkin, now, thah fuck?! Thah "Power" 's straight holdin at ah steady 66 %! But that fluid level down tah three! Does an old niggah gots enough reserve until aftah work tomorrow? Before havin tah hit and inhale some burned up fuckin coil with ah now slight hint of burnt mint?!

Now, that's fucked up!...

(Peace! More to come...)

The Lost Biblical Tribe of The Chaldeans.

 They too shall have their righteoUS short days under

Our Father's 

Son!

(Peace! More to come...)

This Firmament Is An Extravagant Sad Ass Shakespearean Tragedy.

 Scripts been written and shit!

Except for US broke sorry assUS!

Fuck!

No!

US have tah fuckin arduoUSly 

Improvize this

Known Global elite nasty ass fuck up!

While 

Playing broke ass

Civil?!

How thah fuck does that stupid shit work?!

(Peace! More to come...)

Acting US Niggers "Acting" In US Nigger Roles..But Being Judged by White Muh FuckUS? II

 And I guess aftah rereadin some shit! This thought ain't nothin new fo sho! Well, aftah readin thah shit, all of thah sudden I started rememberin in Robert Townsend's "Hollywood Shuffle"! Membah thah pimp charactah and that voice!? Remembah "The Black Acting School"?... my Black ass didn't mean tah plagiarize some shit in my own words and shit! The shit was jUSt on thah Human Electrical Broke Ass System at thah time! Fuck it! But big ups! "Bobby! My main man!"! And "Bobby" ain't won, one God damned "Oscar"!

Now, that's fucked up!

(Peace! More to come...)

HABAKKUK 1:12 KJV

 Do US broke assUS undahstand how much whimsy and laughtah I get out of this chaptah and verse?!

That muh fuckah said, 

"...O mighty God, thou hast established them for correction."! I mean, shit!

Ah broke ass muh fuckah is in fuckin trouble! God damn! Soft and hard at thah same muh fuckin time!

Love that shit! "established them for correction"!

Uhm!

So fuckin be it!...

(Peace! More to come...)

These Degenerate Global Commies...Gots Thah evil Nerves...! And HABAKKUK 1:10-17 KJV.

 Them Global evil degenerate commies thinks US broke assUS are stupid and shit! And that's what irritates thah dog fuckin shit out of my US proud, old broke Black ailin ass!

How fuckin dare y'alls simple evil commie Global assUS havin all that God damned money and dumb as fuck!

How dare y'all sorry nasty ass muh fuckahs! How thah fuck does that ill ass shit work? That dog don't fuckin hunt around US broke assUS here, Global degenerates!

Fuck!

No! 

As ah mattah of US broke ass fact,

Fuck you!

All that absurd amount of Globalists' money ain't payin for more fuckin elite brains that's for God damn fuckin sho'!

Stupid hath not ah fuckin clue rich ass muh fuckahs!

Ah Global Reset?! I mean, shit!

"Kill 'em all Drill Sergeant! Let God sort it out!"! 

God damned muh fuckin proud US broke ass righteoUS skippy! Fuck'em!...

(Peace! More to come...)

Acting US Niggers "Acting" In US Nigger Roles..But Being Judged by White Muh FuckUS?

 Have US broke Black assUS evah noticed, that in ordah tah win ah Hollywood/CIA/FBI...fucked up evil Oscar! US Black assUS gots tah play thah best starring nigger part ever bein judged by White folks?! Just imagine some shit,

"Now that Training Day shit, Denzel played that nigger shit too well! Well, what about Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction and Jackie Brown! Nigger down for sure! Sidney Poitier in Lillies of The Field, now that was the way a nigger is suppose to be! Hattie McDaniel with that stone cold nigger shit!...And now, Michael B. Jordan?! Now, that dual role was some excellent nigger shit, comparable tah Hattie's!..."

And bein nominated by predominantly White muh fuckahs! Uhm!

Now that's fucked up!...

(Peace! More to come...)

"Trump urges unpaid TSA agents to 'go to work' - Newser"

 Fuck that President Trump! Every fuckin evil US FED political commie gettin paid for not doin work!

These sorry ass broke TSA agents workin and ain't gettin paid!

How thah fuck that fucked up illogical shit work!?

President Trump is wrong for that shit! TSA agents bein treated like indentured servants and shit! Fuck that! This is 2026 evil muh fuckUS! Ain't retrograding back tah US slavery times for jack shit!

Fuck!

No!

Don't give one US proud Black ass fuck!

Fuck it! Too old, too tired, too Black and like thah TSA agents, way too muh fuckin broke!

(Peace! More to come...)

"3,800 workers are on strike at one of the largest meatpacking plants in the US - The Associated Press"

 HilarioUS! Bout choked laughin so hard!

This ain't ah good US time tah be doin that broke shit!

"Huelga!" all y'alls broke assUS want! Y'all picked ah bad fuckin time in US for that shit! God damnit tah fuck!

A lot of US broke ass muh fuckUS ain't read thah evil commie US FED Global memo and shit! And whoevah thah fuckin sorry ass muh fuckah that talked y'all intah this fucked up untimely shit,

Muerte!

(Peace! More to come...)

Sunday, March 15, 2026

Don't Skimp On The Spirits of US' Choice! IV

 Not fuckin spirits, but they might as well be:

"Milwaukee's Best", "Cost Cutter Beer (Righteously retired)", "Cool Creek", "Steel Reserve", "ICEHOUSE", "Cobra", "Natural Ice"...don't fuckin do it!?.

But if them sorry ass muh fuckin "beers" are for some reason ten USDs for ah fuckin 

24pk/Case?! I mean, shit! Sold! I'm ah beer lovin broke ass muh fuckah and shit! 

10 tah 24?! Again! Fuckin sold!. I'll choke them severely chilled beer cheap fucked up tastin shits down! Fuck it!

(Peace! More to come....)

Don't Skimp On The Spirits of US' Choice! III

 "Boone's Farm", "Wild Irish Rose", "Thunderbird"...don't fuckin do it!...

(Peace! More to come...)

Don't Skimp On The Spirits of US' Choice! II

 "Black Velvet", "Candian Club", "Windsor Canadian"...don't fuckin do it!...

(Peace! More to come...)

Ain't Gonnah Happen! Ergo...

 Thah closah my old broke Black ass gets tah imminent death, thah more my skin be itchin like ah muh fuckah!

Like, broke dead ass muh fuckUS from thah past hangin on ah broke niggah like he can solve some of their fucked up times. like US' shit! I'm jUSt anothah broke ass RighteoUS Human Sentient! Not Thee Holy Human Sentient!

Fuck!

No!

An old ailin niggah can write about some shit before he gets ghost! But solvin some shit?!

Now...that'd be ah muh fuckin righteoUS beautiful thang! But...

Resolving US' fucked up shit?!

Ain't no muh fuckin way not even many Humans can solve this fucked up commie evil shit! Again,

Fuck!

No!...

(Peace! More to come...)