God damned muh fuckin skippy!
$15.95 for ah fuckin 16oz beer and $8.95 for 16.9oz of plastic bottled watah?! Absurdity! I mean, shit! "Whatever the market shall bear." and shit! Fuck it! I mean, shit!
If US broke assUS gonnah complain?! Stay that broke ass thah fuck blessedly
Home!
Watch this evil ass jank shit from thah crib and shit!...
(Peace! More to come...)
Prepare,
Project Peace and
Pray....
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He woke up in darkness all around. He heard some crickets now. Able at forming sounds...a croak of a frog..."Where am I?! "He tried to move then the pain shot up from his right pelvic area and he almost vomited from the pain subsequently. His heart and mind were beating and racing overtime now. He was so disoriented and he would deduce, horribly injured. But he just couldn't lie here and die for Christ's sake. Oh, no. Try to move again. And this time move with your left side first? He was lying face down, could smell earth, grass, felt thick moisture on his left cheek, a lot of moisture around him. 'Where am I?', he thought again. Heart beats per minute rising. Calm down. Calm down. Think...
(Peace! More to come...)
Ain't that ah bitch! Well...an old niggah can undahstand why and shit! Them sorry ass evil muh fuckahs told too much already in that muh fuckin Netflix series! Binged thah shit! And...
Dead-thah-fuck-ass!
Now, if there were to be ah
Season Two, one would have to explore thah
Origin of
The sacrificed "saved"
Mother and her ugly ass MANmade
Chemlab
Children!
And them evil muh fuckahs were like,
Fuck!
No!
T.M.I. !
Cancel that bitch!...
(Peace! More to come...)
Funny as fuck!
And
RighteoUS
Iran
Still ain't agreed tah shit and
Still ain't said shit!
Thah fuck's done went wrong with US broke assUS Sonshines?!...
(Peace! More to come...)
I mean, shit! Look at South Africa's team and shit! Tore thah fuck up by HIStorical Apartheid! And ain't one White muh fuckah representin! But they show thah fuck got ah White muh fuckah coachin thah team! Now, how that ill evil bullshit work? Anyway...Can ah White player get some love South Africans?! I mean, shit! Thah team is ran by White folks! Thah fuck! Fuck it! And did y'all see that niggah on Scotland's team?! Yeah! Reverse discrimination fo show South Africans...God damned UN NWO skippy! And with the "2030 Last World Cup Protocols"! The South Aftrican Team shall have at least three non-nigger South African players!"..Uhm!
And here US broke assUS
Be....
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This shit ain't no fuckin "World" shit! This is some commie evil UN NWO muh fuckin bullshit! An old niggah witnUSsed at least one niggah on "Scotland's" team! Ah, niggah in 'Scotland"?! Got all types of niggahs on France's. Germany's, England's...muh fuckin teams?! But ah niggah in Scotland?! That took thah proverbial cake! God damnit tah fuck!
The OG OPs(Original Peoples) are becoming more and more extinct!
But, I mean, shit!
So too are US broke beautiful proud sorry assUS!...
(Peace! More to come...)
He always felt it getting ready to take over him. No matter what he did, supplement he took, manmade pharmaceuticals, illegal street drugs...it always came. Maybe stay this time a short while the way it had been the last six months. Hopefully. Whispering softly into his soul constantly now...
"Meredith...I'm coming for you..."...
(Peace! More to come...)
"Okay, so please, listen Manored. I'm starting to have real feelings for you! And I just don't know if my family will accept this?!'"
'Then obviously tell your Family to love you unconditionally, take them vows and fuck yah!'
She looked at him wide eyed and said with noted surprise, "Oh! No you didn't!"
And he calmly replied,
"Oh, yes I sure did."...
(Peace! More to come...)
I don't know what happened in this "Living Room", in a home she was heired to?! Might be some fucked up shit! But ah niggah didn't know. But what ah niggah did know!
She was hurting...bad!...
(Peace! More to come....)
I entered Her owned beautiful abode for the third time, and closed the door behind me. Locked it! Don't give ah fuck, nice neighborhood or not! And followed her into her home's living room. Everytime I would enter this "Living Room" I would get a sense of exhiliration and...peace. But I'd never told her that. Why? I guess...
(Peace! More to come...)
I like thah way I write.
"Why? Old ass muh fuckah!"
Good query, indeed! But that, "Old ass muh fuckah" shit's known! Anyway...
Rereadin ovah some different blogs and shit!
Got different voicUS sayin all in an
Old
NiggUS'
Cranium,
"Yeah! Niggah! That's what ah niggah said for you to write muh fuckah!"!
Like they payin my old broke Black ass for some writin shit?!
Weird and
Funny as fuck!...
(Peace! More to come...)
I went to her home's entrance that I had passed through two times before in the last six minutes. If Liv allowed me entrance this time it would be the third. I rang the doorbell. She opened the door wide and looked at me wildly and said,
"Why the fuck would you ring the doorbell?! Why didn't you just come in?! You were in here not ah minute ago?"
'CaUSe I'm ah niggah. In ah fuckin non-niggah neighborhood! And ah beautiful White ass lookin Female hollerin about ah niggah bein ah fuckin bastard! And some more shit!'
She smiled, then laughed. I started laughing too.... She was all ovah thah place. Ye, nevah meant anothah Human bein any harm! And, that's why I loved Her so! But Her beautiful ass was UNfocUSed as shit! I recognized that shit instantly meetin her eyes and greeting myself tah this fine angelic muh fuckah that had not ah fuckin US broke ass beautiful meek, mild... evahlastin clue! US....are some beautiful broke ass muh fuckUS! Anyway...Back tah thah story and shit...Whimisical! VagarioUS! Just...fuckin...out there and shit! And my ass fell in Love with Her becaUSe anothah broke ass muh fuckah witnussin some shit like that?! I mean, shit! Like 'Prince' singin and shit 'Just take me with you!'! Fuck it! All in! I mean, shit! What thah fuck's ah broke niggUS' missin and shit?! Anyway...
(Peace! More to come...)
I made it to my vehicle's driver's side door. Heard a loud snap, from a door, not a vehicles' door. It was Liv, opening up her home's door. Lookin out at me. She raised her left arm at me and said,
"You bastard! You come talk to me about this shit! You come talk to me about this shit now, God damnit!"
I calmly closed my vehicle's door! And said to Her even more calmly but more pronounced,
"Of course, Liv! Be right there."...
(Peace! More to come...)
She had accosted me as soon as I was granted entry into her abode. She had a nice home. Expensive home. I sure couldn't afford it on my salary. But they had somehow come together, had a relationship for over now nine months....And this is what I was met with.
"I have to talk to you now!"
'Okay?! It sounds important so I'll take a half PTO day at work.' I informed her 10:33 in the morning. And here I was. Being told I wasn't wanted any longer by...Her. So I had responded calmly. Turned quickly because I didn't want to cry in front of her about the news. Opened the door...to go back to...life. And as I started passing back through her home's entry to go back out, she said in frustration,
"How can you?! How can you just...leave without saying another word?" And I turned and addressed her properly, civilly.
'Liv'?! Sonshine. This decision has been made without my input. I don't know if it's my dick size, my cunningless abilities, my income, my past, my future, my political views...I've not been on notice of anything? But here we are. You've decided all of this for the two of US. YOU. ObvioUSly my input being not warranted. You made the right decision for YOU! And I will always love you for that decision! Always! I guess, I was jUSt a passenger. But take good care Love. Take good care." I closed the door to her home behind me. And had thah half of a workday to fuck off, get fucked up and cry! And tomorrow is another day....
(Peace! More to come...)
Fuck all that HD PAL of upwards of ovah 3 'G's and shit! Add some bells and whistles on them joints! Fuckin US absurdity!
Top of thah line Anti-Reflective Coating: $375,
'Transitions'? "Oh you prefer the Vantage?" Right on! That's what's up: $350, but they'll always have ah lil tint tah 'em. You cool with that? Cool!
Thinner lenses? Got that 1.74! As thin as you can get right now. Cool?: $400 and add on diopters more than four, 30 more USDs per diopter! Let's say thah muh fuckah in ah -6.00! Well, tack on 60 more per lens! So...$520.
Oh now we get tah thah second best part and shit! Yo old ass in ah bifocal?! Shiiiought ain't nothin bettah than these, what we call in the industry, "Progressive Addition Lenses or PALs", or ah no-line bifocal! Don't show US broke assUS age with that line shit...but US are old...and need that line shit...thah fuck?! So without thah line, that shit gonnah make my old ass look youngah?! SerioUSly?! Anyway...
Well, thah one that I absolutely love, and I wear it myself, is thah "Varilux-Physio Enhanced-fit"! Talkin bout clarity? Shiiiought! Now not one time my Black ass mention, thah lab gifts US opticians (I've always been Unlicensed, in thah state of IN it be that way. Good lookin out! CaUSe an old broke niggah saved some ends ovah time. Anyway...) one free pair of lenses per year! So these expensive muh fuckUS didn't cost me not one damn dime! But these muh fuckUS are thah shit! Are they worth 1800 USDs I'm gonnah charge that sorry ign'ant US ass?!
Fuck!
No!
And then tack on digital measurement charges on top of that shit, $100!
Thah fuck done went wrong with US Sonshines!? Fuck that loaded HSA card! Absurd! Go tah fuckin "Costco" God damnit! Then aftah two years of wearin them reasonably priced joints! Take'em back and get ah refund for them joints!...oh that shit's for real! Worked in "Costco" optical department! Them crazy ass muh fuckUS will give yo broke ass yo money back...aftah even two years, now an expired prescription!
"I thought you said you were UNlicensed? All opticians at "Costco" are ABO certified! Now I know that much, lyin old ass muh fuckah!" I can dig it! Fair enough! But, I'm sure you also know. When unlicensed, an optical employee at "Costco" has six months to obtain an "ABOC"! And they'll pay for thah first test. And ah niggah didn't last even three months! Like "Sam's Club"! Corporate commie bullshit! So ah niggah jetted!... Anyway...
Now thah best part! Let's find ah frame for those fabuloUS lenses! CaUSe those are jUSt thah
"Trues and Vogue's" on thah muh fuckah! Now... let's find that righteoUS
Whip!...
(Peace! More to come...)
"I can't be with you. I mean, I love you. But I can't be with you. I hope that makes sense?"
Of course. Yes! I can dig it!
You take care Sis?!...
(Peace! More to come....)
Undahstamd some shit Sonshine! Spiritin that White proper hope bullshit! I can dig it and shit! But they ain't checked YOUr blood and urine samples out tah thah UNGlobal fullest...
Yet?!...
(Peace! More to come...)
Will tear that broke ass up!
Start thinkin bout some shit ah lil differently and shit! Uhm!
Them evil
God damned evil conjured
Spirits
Shall forevah be dark and
Disappoint!...
(Peace! More to come....)
I mean, shit! Ain't no
Right or
Wrong shit!
Fuck!
No!
US broke assUS ain't talkin bout what thah fuck's right or wrong IN US!
US
Just
Talkin bout some
US broke ass shit,
Civilly!
That's all....
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Elon Musk is ah fathead sorry ass ugly pedophile entitled not worth ah fuckin
US fuckin ghosted
Penny!
Trillionaire?!
Uhm!
Makin an evil fuckin UNGlobal mockery of
USDs!
"Why? That's stupid!"
I can dig it! But check it?!
Think about ah muh fuckin
Trillion
USDs for jUSt one muh fuckah?!
"Okay?"
Okay...
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Check it? You two muh fuckUS that visit this shit on ah regulah pro'ly don't give ah fuck?! And an old ailin broke ass niggah 's startin tah see this Beautiful shit differently and shit! The way
I witnUSs thah shit! I mean, shit!'
Can't say, "How US witnUSsUS thah shit!"!
Fuck!
No!
my old Black ailin broke sorry ass is a part of
US jUSt writin thah way my old tired ass witnUSsin some shit!
Love doin it! Don't make an old broke Black ass niggah not one cent of advertisin, backed evil corporate "sponsored" money...
Fuck!
No!
my old broke Black soon tah be dead ass...
Does this for
Believin in
US!
Money be majorly broke ass fucked! Fuck it!...
(Peace! More to come...)
True fucking
Freedom!
Writing...
Doth thy
Touch my
UNworthy broke ailing Black ass
Brow lovingly
Frequently?!...
(Peace! More to come...)
