Clicked on thah shit becaUSe an old broke niggah started gigglin instantly from thah title!
Fifth one: Jim Nabors!
Bout fuckin died laughin! Can't US imagine that ugly dumb lookin "Gomer Pyle" muh fuckah sayin,
"Shame! Shame! Shame! Your manly dick just came all over my face, mouth and chin! I was jackin Sergeant Carter off once and he says tah me, "Move it, Move it, Move it" I liked that very much! He came so hard, it made ah country boy like me smile! I'm tellin you thah truth!"!
God damnit tah fuck! Just fuckin wrong!
Still laughin at that imaginary, or maybe not, fucked up thought!
Fuck it! Too old, too tired, too Black and way too muh fuckin broke!
(Peace! More to come...)