Gots tah have Rye bread, seeded of course! Okay?! Whatevah! An old niggah jUSt tellin US broke assUS his preferencUS and shit! So ain't goin tah type it again! Fuck it! Anyway...
Seeded Rye bread is like, "Beefsteak -Seeded Rye" ! Thah slicUS 're kindah too long for ah normal sized bread toaster! So what an old broke niggah does is put 1/2 slice in thah toastah! Thah othah 1/2 hangin thah fuck out of thah muh fuckah waitin tah be fuckin toasted! Fuck it!
"Well with your old ass! Why don't you just put the rye slices under the broiler to toasts them?!"
I can definitely dig that righteoUS query! But check it?...
I hope tah fuckin Our Father, US broke assUS undahstands, how much electricity it takes tah bring up tah "Broiler" temp?!
Just niggah rig some shit in ah fuckin toaster?! Half for ah minute or so. Thah othah muh fuckin half in ah minute or so! Just keep checkin thah toastin of them shits! Then, Fuck it!
I can only fuckin hope! Anyway...about that broke ass delicioUS
Cucumber
Sandwich!...
(Peace! More to come...)