I can dig it! But, what "free" beer we talkin and shit?!
Natty Light on Tap? Or
Any beer an old niggah has ah taste for that y'all muh fuckUS offers and shit?
Natty Light, Bud Light, Bud...don't really give ah fuck! An old broke niggah ain't helpin with jack shit in Idaho!
Fuck!
No!
Now if US talkin Heineken, Guinness Foreign Extra Stout, Bell's Two-Hearted Ale...I mean, shit! Fuck it!
There's a lot of illegal immigrants that are about tah be deported and shit with an old proud US broke ass niggUS' help! Fuck it!
'And please sir! May an old niggah get anothah Zombie Dust and shit? Thank you, fine sir!'
Too old, too tired and too muh fuckin broke! And an old niggah loves him some fuckin beer!
Yah know?!
(Peace! More to come...)