Expensive US Take-Aways

 my old Black sorry broke ass is so tired of US broke ass muh fuckUS that gots thah nerves tah avow:

"I can't cook!"!

I mean, shit! Not even tah throw ah pound of spaghetti in ah pot of boilin water for ten muh fuckin minutes, drain.. while heatin up some whatevah thah fuck grocery shelf pasta sauce in thah fuckin microwave and shit?! Throw them shits togethah! With some frozen, now delicious, Garlic Bread percolatin in thah Air-Fryer at 425 for ten minutes! Bam! Less than thirty minutes from prep tah product! For ah little umdah ten fuckin USDs for servin three or four!?...

"No!"

my old Black ass can definitely dig that retort and shit! But I mean, shit! That shit's called

Sloth all day, e'r' muh fuckin day! Don't give ah fuckin one US broke ass fuck! Too old, too tired, too Black and way too muh fuckin broke! Fuck it!

Thah fuck done went wrong with US Sonshines?!

What thah fucked up conjured fuckin fuck done went wrong with 

US broke assUS?!...

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A Diagnosis Is Pending.

 "So Mister Hopson. What's wrong?!"

"Shit!"

"What is that?!"

"Just shit."

"You keep saying, shit. But that's not telling me anything?"

"Well, you know?! Just shit?!"

"Okay. Enough of this. If you do not want help, I would suggest not wasting any other doctor's precious time?!"

"Oh, I'm sorry? So you can't help with: Just Shit?! Well...

What about: Real Shit?!"...

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"Doritos - Nacho Cheese Flavored"

my broke Black ailin ass thinks I'm goin tah open thah bag up and shit and jUSt pop

One! Membah "Lay's" had that marketin shit, "Betcha Can't Eat Just one."!? Well, ovah thah many years and plenty of chips hammered! That shit's ah right thah fuck on truthful 

Slogan!

Funny as fuck! Aftah three-fuckin-score and ah lil change! Still fuckin 'round with bullshit mentally and shit! CaUSe, ah now old ass niggah knows, "Yah crack that 9 1/4oz bag! Half them shits smashed!" Then yo broke ass like, "Fuck you! I'm gonnah only eat one muh fuckah!".

Well yah crack that shit! Now officially fucked! And fucked-up in well numeroUS of ways at this point! The first and most important thing is yah took one Triangular joint out tah munch, still with thah bag in thah othah hand! Big fuck up right there! Take one out! Gently squeeze the air out, secure with Clothes Pin (Fuck ah "Chip-Clip" US is broke!). Then aftah all that shit! Eat the one delicioUS chip! Anyway...othah than that, this is how it rolls,

Got bag in one hand. Done ate the one delicioUS corn-chip. I mean, shit! Fuck it! That shit was good as fuck! Let me hit them muh fuckUS ah few more times! I mean, shit! CaUSe thy "Doritos" bag has been breached! Time tah gobble up their "Triangular" delicioUS beauties one by one! CaUSe US knows! 

Once crack-ed and fuckin

Black?! Oh...

US broke ass muh fuckUS can't evah go back!

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Commie evil Nasty Ass: "Date Night".

 "Come on! It'll be fun! They're having a social event serving 'Live Monkey Brains"! Come on?!" Donald said.

"I can skip that most definitely. Don't want to experience that visually again. But it was kind of cool though," Mel said.

"Yeah. You remember in that movie we saw streaming, "The Faces of Death"? And we watched them all sit around that table, with that monkey's head poking only out in the middle of  the table. Then table-side, the waiter cut the frantic in pain monkey's scull to serve the "Monkey Brains" totally fresh?"

"Yeah I remember it vividly, Donald."

"And do you remember what happened in the bedroom after we saw that scene? But not only that this opportunity has arisen! And we both said if we had a chance we would experience that exciting experience, live, that we would?! Come on, Mel!?" Donald pressed.

"Okay. What time shall I be ready?" Mel said with an arousing smile....

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"Get Out"

 This muh fuckin CIA/Hollywood predictive programmin movie is so fuckin on thah fuck point!

Fuckin briliiant! And Directed by ah US niggah! Big ups my niggah!

It's what these commie elite degenerates do in real life!

"Why?"

I can dig it! But in my opinion them rich nasty ass muh fuckahs don't got shit else tah do tah "Wild Out" ta experience! So...fuck it!...Why thah fuck not?!...

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Global Chaos Does Not Effect US Broke AssUS.

 They're evil degenrate muh fuckahs are fuckin stupid!

With all that muh fuckin sorry ass stolen fuckin money!

Them evil nasty ass muh fuckahs still don't have ah fuckin clue that 

US broke assUS are fuckin more than bein conditioned monetarily!

Fuck!

No!

US broke assUS have been

Conditioned tah evil

Chaos by y'alls evil asses! Thah fuck?!

US broke assUS jUSt got properly trained from y'all sorry ass perpetual mentally

Chaotic and

DID infected rich ass muh fuckahs without y'all bein medicated!

I mean, shit! Most of US broke assUS live this fucked up shit without

Presciptions! Well...

Street supplements?! Well...thah fuck?!...

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Living Abroad? And Still Gettin An US Retirement, US Military...Check?! II

 Check it?!

The Optical practice where I USed tah work, had this muh fuckah, an old ass retired military muh fuckah! Spent thousands on frames and lenses when he visited US! Anyway... He spoutin all types of good tidings about thah D.R. caUSe thah retired muh fuckah is ah niggah! Well, he says one time jUSt listenin tah thah muh fuckah, he loves tah fuckin talk, so my ass just listenin and shit...

"Niggah! The Dominican Republic! I'm livin like ah king ovah there with just my military shit every month! That ain't even includin thah unmentionable incomes! And you ought tah see thah Women I be fuckin! Beautiful! "Faster poppy! Faster!"! Tearin those beautiful asses up! God damn! You know what I'm sayin?"!...

But his sorry ass schedules times tah come back tah US  for his VA scheduled medical visits at least three times ah fuckin year?! Quotin, "Shit stay about fourteen days some shit every time I come back. But the D.R. is my home now." 

But thah D.R. is fit for ah fuckin broke ass 

King! Yet, thah King has tah visit anothah Kingdom tah get fixed up medically?! That about right?! Got it!

Now...

Do US pick up what an old ass broke proud US Black ailin muh fuckUS' layin down?...

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President Donald Trump And Joe Rogan?

 What thah fuck done went wrong with US Sonshines?!

"Joe Rogan backed Executive Order."?! 

Whah?! Not "Dr. Joe Rogan", whose expertise is in the field of psychedelics!?

Fuck!

No!

Joe Rogan ain't got degree fuckin, 

One!

Again,

Whah?! 

Thah fucked up evil hypocrisy of this US FED commie shit! Uhm!

So help this broke ailin niggah out and shit?! Why thah fuck US broke assUS goin tah a university, gettin degrees and payin for conditioned sorry ass titles, and all US broke assUS gots tah do is fuck college and do stand-up!

And US broke assUS too can be so hard workin, funny and fortunate! That about right?! Got it!

Give an old broke ass tired niggah ah fuckin break! God damnit tah fuck! Can't make this US FED commie shitshow up my Dear Sweet SistUS and BrothUS! Yet again,

Fuck!

No!

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No Current News.

 I read the "News" just tah stay topical and shit! But what thah fuck does it mattah when US broke assUS gettin ill propahly FED

Commie bullshit!?

But an old tired, broke ass, ailin niggah jUSt has tah read some shit and

Propahly write and propahly

Scoff at that evil progandized US FED fucked up shit!

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A.I.S. (Autistic Intelligence Spectrum)

 Artificial Intelligence Systems?!

Fuck!

No!

A.I.S. in whatevah form is

Fallible as 

Fuck!

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"Reading, wRiting And aRithmatic"! Uh...Not Today.

 So when I first started workin in thah shit ah Teacher that's been in this shit for ovah twenty-five years some shit says, "These kids living in the Spectrum. It's about consistency. The more they get those societal cues consistently. The more they can learn and adjust. But it takes maybe a thousand or more times before they get it, you know?"

Dig it! Now, dug it! But, check it?!

Why thah Holy fuck yo expert child teachin ass talkin thah shit time and time again with these Children,

"Let's go! We're going to the 'Sensory Room'!" Then them lil manipulative muh fuckUS fall out screamin,

"I don't want to got to the "Sensory Room"!" Then yo expert ass be like,

"Okay! Then calm down! Breath...."

Excuse thah muh fuckin French but, what thah fuck?!

"Testing my wife's patience with this absurd fast food challenge - Snacks & Lex"

Funny as fuck! That Black Woman was fuckin done! Get thah fuck out! Done! And, ye?! 

That fat ass Snacks gots tah have ah big dick! CaUSe God damnit tah fuck! That Black ass beautiful Woman be puttin up with that ugly fat ass on ah regulah!? Thee Holy fuck!

my old Black broke ailin sorry ass be like:

And y'all sorry ass muh fuckahs wants tah talk that shit

"There is no

God!" Bullshit! This is ah fuckin case in point!

There thah fuck may not be y'alls evil ass fucked up God!

But God damnit tah fuck!

There is

US' broke assUS

Blessed:

Our

Father!

Uhm!

And that my Dear Sweet SistUS and BrothUS is ah beautiful muh fuckin broke ass thing! Oh yes it is!...

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Living Abroad? And Still Gettin An US Retirement, US Military...Check?!

How thah fuck does that ill ass fucked up shit work?! Retired. Lived all of US' broke ass years here, makin money, now on retirement and shit! And gots thah nerves tah live abroad?!

And US FED commies gots thah nerves tah keep sendin US retirement and US Military checks tah old ass muh fuckUS like me that don't like livin amongst

US?! 

God damnit tah fuck!

How thah Holy fucked up fuckin conjured fuck does that fuckin broke ass shit work?!...

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"News 24 And 7"? And That Constant evil "Truth" Has Caused US' Broke AssUS Being Conditionally Fucked Up!

 Back in thah day and shit, them evil commie broadcasters signed thah fuck off @ 2300 or 2400 and shit!

But not thah fuck now!

Fuck!

No!

24 and 7 hittin US broke assUS with perpetual 

Brainwashin and shit! CaUSe ah muh fuckin day has only so much time tah evilly deal with and shit!

Now...that's fucked up!...

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"Megan Rapinoe and Sue Bird announce separation:...TODAY"

 The separation went ah lil like this:

"I have to tell you something. I am not a biological Female."

"What?! OMG! I'm not either!"

"I know now. I really wanted and I am going to marry one day a biological Female."

"Oh! And me too!"

"So...time to move on to what we both are really searching for right."...

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"Chicago mayor claims restaurant industry is 'tied to slavery' - FOX News"

 Brandon "Ignorant Nigger" Johnson! White muh fuckUS ain't gonnah get that shit! Them evil UN-Global US FED commies givin that nigger ass fuckin hell! Dumb ass muh fuckah! Yo ass in ah White Mans' run thah fuck world! And thinkin them muh fuckahs ain't gonnah put that ass on thah news lookin and talkin stupid and shit!

Of course thah restaurant industry is 'tied to slavery'! Fuckin obvioUS and shit! They know, you know...US broke assUS fuckin knows it! But don't yo ass dare say it thah fuck aloud!

I mean, shit! I ain't witnUSsed not one rich muh fuckin offspring have thah fuckin aspirations tah be ah server, be ah busboy, be ah dishwasher...or whatevah thah fuck in ah restaurant! Not fuckin

One rich offspring!

Fuck!

No!

That restaurant shit is for...well...US broke ass slaves! And US broke assUS have no fear of y'all elite rich degenerate muh fuckahs evah comin in and tryin tah take US' varioUS slaves' positions! Again,

Fuck!

No!

And stupid ass Chicago Mayor BJ havin thah nerves tah be in politics, as ah fuckin nigger, and sayin aloud that secret political known by all fucked up shit! God damnit tah fuck! Nigger!...

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"Teyana Taylor storms Revolve Fest in beaded fishnet fit -The Blast"

Didn't even click on thah shit!

This is thah same MTF black ass muh fuckah that didn't say jack shit when that ZJ said,

'We picked the best man for the job...."!

And thah muh fuckin MTF had thah nerves tah look fuckin hurt!?...

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"Iran says Strait of Hormuz is 'open' but tracking shows few ships moving - BBC"

 And 

RighteoUS

Iran still ain't said

Shit!

How thah fuck does this fucked up commie shit work?!...

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Bee Pollen

 So an old niggah read about its anti-inflammatory proprieties and shit!

400 mg daily. 

Let's see what that ass has got in about three weeks?!

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Real Muh Fuckin Human Time!

 I mean, shit! Them evil sorry ass degenerates created this shit! Not my old Black ailin sorry broke ass!

Fuck!

No!

Ergo,

US broke ass muh fuckUS needs tah start clockin this firmament in real muh fuckin time! Write about some ill ass shit! Then...

"Wam!,"! Thah fuck yo sorry broke ass gots tah say?!

"Well!? What about them evil elite mother fuckers! You mean to tell me, them degenerates get less of a painful death than US broke assUS?!"

I can definitely dig that shit! But, oh thah fuck, yes! 

CaUSe US broke sorry ass muh fuckUS knew and know thah fuck bettah! And been knowin some shit!...

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Who Do US Broke AssUS Really Owe Fealty To?!

Oh! Fuck that! Not these sorry ass US FED UN-Global commies!

Fuck!

No!

And

Fuck!

That

Fucked up noise!

US broke ass muh fuckUS only owe 

Fealty to 

Our

Father!....

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SpecioUS.

 "The Iran war is almost over."

The invasion of Cuba is US FED commie imminent.

Ukraine still bein funneled propah taxpayin USDs for that fucked up non-war for years now!

Israel tellin US what tah fuckin do!...

Thah muh fuckin 

Firmament

Sirens

Are blarin like ah muh fuckah!

Ye,

US broke ass muh fuckUS still ain't heard shit?!

Now, that's some US broke sorry ass triflin and fucked up shit all fuckin day long! God damn!...

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"Why this actress with the eyes of '79 disappeared from our screens - Newsner Stories"

Meg Foster! That muh fuckah had some righteoUS peepers and shit! Readin down some shit! Bam!

"There was speculation that CBS preferred someone who appeared more 'feminine,'..."

Thee Holy fuck! I remembah that ass back in thah day! Now, done found out thah muh fuckah my young Black ass was all goo-goo ovah was ah muh fuckin MTF!

But them God damned eyes yo!

Male, FeMale or whatevah thah fuck!

Them shits were and still worth witnUSsin! Don't give ah fuck! my young ass back then didn't fuckin know any bettah! So, fuck it! Too old, too tired, too Black and way too muh fuckin broke!

That muh fuckah still got them crystal blue joints! And currently looks straight up like an old dude with long ass hair with beautiful crystal blue eyes and othah fucked up Manly shit!...

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