"Okay, so please, listen Manored. I'm starting to have real feelings for you! And I just don't know if my family will accept this?!'"
'Then obviously tell your Family to love you unconditionally, take them vows and fuck yah!'
She looked at him wide eyed and said with noted surprise, "Oh! No you didn't!"
And he calmly replied,
"Oh, yes I sure did."...
(Peace! More to come...)
I don't know what happened in this "Living Room", in a home she was heired to?! Might be some fucked up shit! But ah niggah didn't know. But what ah niggah did know!
She was hurting...bad!...
(Peace! More to come....)
I entered Her owned beautiful abode for the third time, and closed the door behind me. Locked it! Don't give ah fuck, nice neighborhood or not! And followed her into her home's living room. Everytime I would enter this "Living Room" I would get a sense of exhiliration and...peace. But I'd never told her that. Why? I guess...
(Peace! More to come...)
I like thah way I write.
"Why? Old ass muh fuckah!"
Good query, indeed! But that, "Old ass muh fuckah" shit's known! Anyway...
Rereadin ovah some different blogs and shit!
Got different voicUS sayin all in an
Old
NiggUS'
Cranium,
"Yeah! Niggah! That's what ah niggah said for you to write muh fuckah!"!
Like they payin my old broke Black ass for some writin shit?!
Weird and
Funny as fuck!...
(Peace! More to come...)
I went to her home's entrance that I had passed through two times before in the last six minutes. If Liv allowed me entrance this time it would be the third. I rang the doorbell. She opened the door wide and looked at me wildly and said,
"Why the fuck would you ring the doorbell?! Why didn't you just come in?! You were in here not ah minute ago?"
'CaUSe I'm ah niggah. In ah fuckin non-niggah neighborhood! And ah beautiful White ass lookin Female hollerin about ah niggah bein ah fuckin bastard! And some more shit!'
She smiled, then laughed. I started laughing too.... She was all ovah thah place. Ye, nevah meant anothah Human bein any harm! And, that's why I loved Her so! But Her beautiful ass was UNfocUSed as shit! I recognized that shit instantly meetin her eyes and greeting myself tah this fine angelic muh fuckah that had not ah fuckin US broke ass beautiful meek, mild... evahlastin clue! US....are some beautiful broke ass muh fuckUS! Anyway...Back tah thah story and shit...Whimisical! VagarioUS! Just...fuckin...out there and shit! And my ass fell in Love with Her becaUSe anothah broke ass muh fuckah witnussin some shit like that?! I mean, shit! Like 'Prince' singin and shit 'Just take me with you!'! Fuck it! All in! I mean, shit! What thah fuck's ah broke niggUS' missin and shit?! Anyway...
(Peace! More to come...)
I made it to my vehicle's driver's side door. Heard a loud snap, from a door, not a vehicles' door. It was Liv, opening up her home's door. Lookin out at me. She raised her left arm at me and said,
"You bastard! You come talk to me about this shit! You come talk to me about this shit now, God damnit!"
I calmly closed my vehicle's door! And said to Her even more calmly but more pronounced,
"Of course, Liv! Be right there."...
(Peace! More to come...)
She had accosted me as soon as I was granted entry into her abode. She had a nice home. Expensive home. I sure couldn't afford it on my salary. But they had somehow come together, had a relationship for over now nine months....And this is what I was met with.
"I have to talk to you now!"
'Okay?! It sounds important so I'll take a half PTO day at work.' I informed her 10:33 in the morning. And here I was. Being told I wasn't wanted any longer by...Her. So I had responded calmly. Turned quickly because I didn't want to cry in front of her about the news. Opened the door...to go back to...life. And as I started passing back through her home's entry to go back out, she said in frustration,
"How can you?! How can you just...leave without saying another word?" And I turned and addressed her properly, civilly.
'Liv'?! Sonshine. This decision has been made without my input. I don't know if it's my dick size, my cunningless abilities, my income, my past, my future, my political views...I've not been on notice of anything? But here we are. You've decided all of this for the two of US. YOU. ObvioUSly my input being not warranted. You made the right decision for YOU! And I will always love you for that decision! Always! I guess, I was jUSt a passenger. But take good care Love. Take good care." I closed the door to her home behind me. And had thah half of a workday to fuck off, get fucked up and cry! And tomorrow is another day....
(Peace! More to come...)
Fuck all that HD PAL of upwards of ovah 3 'G's and shit! Add some bells and whistles on them joints! Fuckin US absurdity!
Top of thah line Anti-Reflective Coating: $375,
'Transitions'? "Oh you prefer the Vantage?" Right on! That's what's up: $350, but they'll always have ah lil tint tah 'em. You cool with that? Cool!
Thinner lenses? Got that 1.74! As thin as you can get right now. Cool?: $400 and add on diopters more than four, 30 more USDs per diopter! Let's say thah muh fuckah in ah -6.00! Well, tack on 60 more per lens! So...$520.
Oh now we get tah thah second best part and shit! Yo old ass in ah bifocal?! Shiiiought ain't nothin bettah than these, what we call in the industry, "Progressive Addition Lenses or PALs", or ah no-line bifocal! Don't show US broke assUS age with that line shit...but US are old...and need that line shit...thah fuck?! So without thah line, that shit gonnah make my old ass look youngah?! SerioUSly?! Anyway...
Well, thah one that I absolutely love, and I wear it myself, is thah "Varilux-Physio Enhanced-fit"! Talkin bout clarity? Shiiiought! Now not one time my Black ass mention, thah lab gifts US opticians (I've always been Unlicensed, in thah state of IN it be that way. Good lookin out! CaUSe an old broke niggah saved some ends ovah time. Anyway...) one free pair of lenses per year! So these expensive muh fuckUS didn't cost me not one damn dime! But these muh fuckUS are thah shit! Are they worth 1800 USDs I'm gonnah charge that sorry ign'ant US ass?!
Fuck!
No!
And then tack on digital measurement charges on top of that shit, $100!
Thah fuck done went wrong with US Sonshines!? Fuck that loaded HSA card! Absurd! Go tah fuckin "Costco" God damnit! Then aftah two years of wearin them reasonably priced joints! Take'em back and get ah refund for them joints!...oh that shit's for real! Worked in "Costco" optical department! Them crazy ass muh fuckUS will give yo broke ass yo money back...aftah even two years, now an expired prescription!
"I thought you said you were UNlicensed? All opticians at "Costco" are ABO certified! Now I know that much, lyin old ass muh fuckah!" I can dig it! Fair enough! But, I'm sure you also know. When unlicensed, an optical employee at "Costco" has six months to obtain an "ABOC"! And they'll pay for thah first test. And ah niggah didn't last even three months! Like "Sam's Club"! Corporate commie bullshit! So ah niggah jetted!... Anyway...
Now thah best part! Let's find ah frame for those fabuloUS lenses! CaUSe those are jUSt thah
"Trues and Vogue's" on thah muh fuckah! Now... let's find that righteoUS
Whip!...
(Peace! More to come...)
"I can't be with you. I mean, I love you. But I can't be with you. I hope that makes sense?"
Of course. Yes! I can dig it!
You take care Sis?!...
(Peace! More to come....)
Undahstamd some shit Sonshine! Spiritin that White proper hope bullshit! I can dig it and shit! But they ain't checked YOUr blood and urine samples out tah thah UNGlobal fullest...
Yet?!...
(Peace! More to come...)
Will tear that broke ass up!
Start thinkin bout some shit ah lil differently and shit! Uhm!
Them evil
God damned evil conjured
Spirits
Shall forevah be dark and
Disappoint!...
(Peace! More to come....)
I mean, shit! Ain't no
Right or
Wrong shit!
Fuck!
No!
US broke assUS ain't talkin bout what thah fuck's right or wrong IN US!
US
Just
Talkin bout some
US broke ass shit,
Civilly!
That's all....
(Peace! More to come...)
Elon Musk is ah fathead sorry ass ugly pedophile entitled not worth ah fuckin
US fuckin ghosted
Penny!
Trillionaire?!
Uhm!
Makin an evil fuckin UNGlobal mockery of
USDs!
"Why? That's stupid!"
I can dig it! But check it?!
Think about ah muh fuckin
Trillion
USDs for jUSt one muh fuckah?!
"Okay?"
Okay...
(Peace! More to come...)
Check it? You two muh fuckUS that visit this shit on ah regulah pro'ly don't give ah fuck?! And an old ailin broke ass niggah 's startin tah see this Beautiful shit differently and shit! The way
I witnUSs thah shit! I mean, shit!'
Can't say, "How US witnUSsUS thah shit!"!
Fuck!
No!
my old Black ailin broke sorry ass is a part of
US jUSt writin thah way my old tired ass witnUSsin some shit!
Love doin it! Don't make an old broke Black ass niggah not one cent of advertisin, backed evil corporate "sponsored" money...
Fuck!
No!
my old broke Black soon tah be dead ass...
Does this for
Believin in
US!
Money be majorly broke ass fucked! Fuck it!...
(Peace! More to come...)
True fucking
Freedom!
Writing...
Doth thy
Touch my
UNworthy broke ailing Black ass
Brow lovingly
Frequently?!...
(Peace! More to come...)
I mean, shit! No exclamation point needed aftah this blog's title!
Fuck!
No!
Fucking!
Fact!
Ergo...
Fucking:
Period (!)...
(Peace! More to come...)
What thah fuck do US broke assUS want an old broke ailin niggah tah say and shit?!
my old Black stank broke ass got all thah fuckin answahs for US?!
my old Black stank broke ass got somethin new for US?!...
I mean, shit!
Just look intah that US broke ass
Distorted evil fucked up 'Black Mirror' jUSt one good ol muh fuckin
RighteoUS time and shit...
US broke assUS be like,
"Thah fuck!!!???"
Them UNGlobal/US FED commies finally realizin them nasty ass muh fuckahs done reached their evil threshold and be like:
"Oh?!"
Now, that's if these rich evil despicable, nasty ass, adrenochrome drinkin, pedophile...deviants...were
SMART!
Ye....
Fuck!
No!...
Prepare,
Project Peace and
Pray....
(Peace! More to come...)
USed tah watch 'im all thah time back in thah day! Fuckin fierce as shit! Crazy ass muh fuckah that's fo damn show! Would beat and kick that ass down intah submission and shit! But he loved thah locks too, of course! Thah muh fuckah had trouble exudin all ovah from his intimidatin violent ass! And
my second favorite MMA muh fuckah tah Matt Hughes! Loved Randy Couture too, my third all-time choice! Hughes and Couture jUSt did what they did! MMA prepare and fight! And they did that shit calmly, reservedly and MMA properly! But
"Bas"...was ah fuckin no-joke kind of muh fuckah! Took thah shit personal becaUSe he was bullied, so stated, when he was younger and shit! Still got violence all permeatin from within and shit! my old Black sorry broke ailin ass would hate tah be thah bullies that caUSed all of that built up revengeful anger and shit! For real! my old Black ass guarantees, one by one, Mister "Bas" dealt with that ill shit once grown and armed with what he does, professionally MMA fight, exactin punishment on thah...well...current and past bullies and shit! Anyway
But...lookin at that muh fuckah in some past and current images and shit! me thinks that muh fuckah is part, Niggah! Maybe that's why he had all that fucked up anger that still is present in his eyes and complimented in his many MMA fights!? And why my Black old broke ailin ass still likes 'im and shit!
Anyway...thank you Mister "Bas" for your professional MMA oft times brutal performances! BecaUSe,
"Punks jump up to get beat down!"! Fuck it! US is grown ass Men that chose tah enter that brutal medieval
Octagon!...
And I hope USA is suitin you quite copacetic?!
Thanks...again.....
(Peace! More to come...)
I mean, shit!
Thah muh fuckah ain't lyin and shit! But, shit! Start namin all these othah
Closeted
"Famous"
First "Lady"
US
MTFs:
Melania Trump, Jill Biden, Barbara Bush, Eleanor Roosevelt, Nancy Reagan, Martha Washington...shit, all them historical US "First Ladies" are fuckin MTFs! But a lot of 'em chose tah keep them dicks like "Big Mike"!
But...them evil elite owned MSM degenerates always got tah start some shit with ah niggah at first! Throw US off thah MTF trail and take US broke assUS down that tired, hackneyed...bullshit trail of "racism" and shit! Anyway...
Get some "Big Mike"! Yo big black dick deviant ass fuckin knows good and God damned well, throughout US History, US niggUS are always thah first tah die, for ah fuckin evil UNGlobal dastardly
Sly fucked up
US
MTF and FTM
'Masonic
Secret
HuMan
HIStorical
Lie!
Shout out tah "CrispUS Attucks"! Go tigers!!!...
(Peace! More to come...)
Fuck it!
Had these muh fuckUS on sale for $2.49 and shit at "Kroger"! Read thah back...from Lousiiana! Must be good!
"Lay's - Salt and Vinegar - Potato Chips" with ah lil sweetness and I shall deduce, "Creole Seasoning"! But all that broke ass shall be tastin is "Salt and Vinegar" chips with ah lil sweetness...and with ah tad bit of smokiness! But, jUSt suggestin some broke ass shit!
Purchase for Eight USDs four eight ounce bags of "Lay's - Kettle Cooked - Sea-Salt & Vinegar - Flavored" Chips"! Add some sugar, maybe ah lil cayenne, smoked paparika...same muh fuckin thing! Anyway...and this shit clockin at $2.49 on sale at "Kroger"for an eight ounce bag and shit!
"Lay's" at Kroger, 4 - 8oz bags for 8 USDs! Sold!
Get one bag of "Lay's" Salt & Vinegar, one bag of Jalapeno and two original!
Taste, thah "Lay's" Salt & Vinegar? If US broke assUS likes that...then US shall like this VOODOO shit! But save that ass fiftay cents! And go with that delicioUS crunchy "Lay's" Salt &Vinegar! Along with three othah choicUS for 8 USDs total! Fuck it!...
(Peace! More to come...)
I researched thah Vietnam War and shit!
Ovah ah nine year war's death agreggate for both countries:
1,353,000!
And in one fuckin sorry ass muh fuckin pitiful
Year in
US...USA clockin
One
Million
PrecioUS
Children
Go
Missing in
US!!!
War on US Children! Dead-thah-fuck-ass!
And ain't nobody talkin bout this fucked-up fuckin
Unbelievable...fuckin odd as fuck
Despicable...obvioUS evil shit goin on in UN Global
Pimp
US
Children
Are
US!
No-fuckin-body! Thah fuck's an old niggah missin and shit?!
Thah fuck's done went wrong with US Sonshines? God damnit tah fuck!
Prepare,
Project Peace and
Pray!...
(Peace! More to come...)
I mean, shit!
I don't give one US proud broke ass ailin fuck about Iran and US!
I don't give one US proud broke ass ailin fuck about Russia and Ukraine!
I don't give one US proud broke ass ailin fuck about whatevah othah countries' fuckin bullshit! Don't! Grown ass muh fuckin Men askin for help in ah fuckin fist fight/war! Fuck you! You sorry ass muh fuckah! Learn tah keep your muh fuckin mouth shut! Fuck it!
US broke assUS sittin up here wonderin all thah God damned absurd time,
"What is going on?! This is crazy! This is evil!..."!
Why thah fuck US broke assUS wonderin why this firmament shit ain't goin so swell for US Sonshines?!
I mean, shit! Thah obvioUS, US is broke!
But thah second and most important obvioUS:
US broke assUS obvioUSly don't give ah fuck about
US
Beautiful
PrecioUS
Children!!!
Our Father shall always punish US broke assUS for that ill egregioUS UN-Human shit let be practiced in US' witnUSsin Human times!...A million precioUS Children strong go
MISSING in
US every fucking year!
Beautiful PrecioUS Children
Being disgustingly
USed,
Raped,
Murdered.
Trafficked... Go...jUSt...
MISSING!
And ain't one US muh fuckin
Body sayin fuckin
Dick!
Thah fucked up evil conjured spell US broke assUS undah and shit?! I don't fuckin know! But that's some evilly conjured bad ass fuckin spelled shit! That's fo damn muh fuckin show!
Fuck it! Too old, too tired, too Black...and, yes, way too muh fuckin US broke!...
(Peace! More to come...)
