"Greenland's leader says he's ready to talk to Trump - CNN"

 Thah sorry ass muh fuckah's first name is

Mute!

Thah fuck!

Now President Trump talkin bout buyin Greenland and absorbin Canada and shit!

And what do Greenland and Canada have in common!?

Yes! Fuckin skippy!

Prime Ministers!

And who do those sorry ass evil

Prime Ministers

Serve?!

Correct!

Thah muh fuckin sorry ass evil muh fuckin

"Crown" of muh fuckin England!