"Fined For Not Shoveling Snow? It Could Happen In Indianapolis - Jade Jackson, Indianapolis Star"

 God damned skippy!

With all this 'Green Iniative' Global elite NWO bullshit! Of course them evil muh fuckahs are goin tah make US pay for their soon conjured enslavement camps of

"15 Minute Cities" bullshit!

I mean, shit!

How thah fuck broke muh fuckUS gonna walk any God damned place when US IN sidewalks are covered in virgin snow and shit!? Ain't nobody, not even thah city, done shoveled shit! Even in Downtown INdy broke muh fuckUS walkin in thah now cleared streets becaUSe walkin on thah sidewalks can leave ah broke ass muh fuckah crippled and shit! Fall down, bUSt some bones! Fuck! It!

Welcome, to the New World Order US broke muh fuckUS!

Them evil degenerate muh fuckahs are lazy as fuck! Tellin US broke assUS what they gonna do about conjured "Global Warming" and shit! And ain't thought about thah plethora of fuck-ups in their future dystopian vision for US broke assUS and shit! CaUSe them lazy worthless nasty muh fuckahs live 99% of their daytime indoors! Fuck US outdoors! Then at night, well, it's time tah get down with hedonistic, evil FED Commie nasty style! Get driven every place and shit! Don't have tah worry about slidin and goin off thah road...caUSe them evil muh fuckahs have thah finest drivers US taxpayin money can fuckin buy God damnit!...Them evil FED Commie muh fuckahs don't deal with US's real shit! 

Fuck!

No! 

Not evil, one! Anyway...

Just, "Get it done" you broke sorry ass muh fuckUS! And thah best them evil sorry ass muh fuckahs have got? Fuckin fining US broke assUS! Thah fuck?!

Why haven't them slothful rich muh fuckahs came up with some robotic shit that cleans thah snow off of public sidewalks?! Underground electrical heatin rods goin undah sidewalks and streets so them muh fuckahs won't ice or won't snow up?...They don't want tah do anything about thah infrastructure if it costs the town, city, state... some fuckin taxpayer ends!

Fuck!

No!

Taxpayer ends, that them sorry evil commie degenerates utilize tah

Graft! For thah all mighty evil public conjured 

Violated

US IN taxpayers' big old collective glorioUS

Booty!