US Are The Last Bastion of US Scribes

 I try tah suggests all thah time tah US that my old Black sorry broke ass converses with,

'Ask someone the answer to the question you may have.'

"That's stupid. You got a cell phone right in your hand. Just 'Google' it. Duh?!"

I undahstand!

But what if yo ass don't have that muh fuckin cell phone and shit?! Or computer?!

I've asked many people I converse with on a daily often times,

'Okay? Humor me? Give me three phone numbers of any contacts in your phone and who are they?'

They usually play along. Then they'll say the contacts out loud. Then...

Ah niggah still waitin on them three phone numbahs! More than 99% of the people cannot give me three phone numbers of any of their contacts in their phone, off the top of their heads?!

I mean, shit! What's an old ass broke niggah missin and shit!?

Our Father's speed!...

(Peace! More to come....)