I just can’t watch the shit.
I don’t know why? Sunny Anderson,
Gordon Ramsay, Heston Blumenthal…and all the rest of the chefs that are ‘Lefties;’
I just can’t watch the shit.
Like when I
watch Sunny’s shows: she’s attractive; very easy to look at; beautiful smile;
knows her shit and speaks well. But I
can’t fuckin do it! God damn! She starts stirring something and I want to holler at her to,
“Stop!...” even though, I know good and goddamned well, she can’t hear my Righty’
black ass, “…Chil, you’re goin to burn yourself bad, the way that you’re
stirrin that mixture on that stove!,” or, “…Sistah, you’re bout ready to cut
one of those right fingers the fuck off!”
But she never does burn herself or severely cut herself, the few times I
have watched her; because again, I can’t take too much of that opposite
shit.
Can’t even begin to imagine the
shit the ‘Lefties’ constantly are seeing? Everything opposite, full time… Ohhh!
Shit!
Isn’t that horrible of me?
With my intolerant ass? Damn!...
But fuck it! Cut and
stir-the-fuck- right you left handed chef mothah fuckahs!
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