Niggahs kill my Black ass.
Oh, I’m sorry. If yah didn’t
understand the first statement, I’s be a niggah too. But that’s beside the goddamned point. Shit, I come from a family of eleven boys and
one girl and some of the boys, yes, my brothahs, I can’t stand. So, you see where I’m goin with this little
analogy. Can’t fake the funk when the
funky is on yo Black ass! Oh, no nig…gah! It is what it is. C’est tout. So consider me kilt.
We are the only race, Black Americans, on this here planet
Earth ashamed of what we eat. Whah? Mothah fuckah? Yah heard my Black tired ass! Oh, yes yah did!
You are a fried chicken eatin, collard green eatin,
watermelon eatin…nigger sombitch! And
yes, I am all those things; save the nigger part, with yo sorry mothah fuckin
ass. Cause yo ass is mothah fuckin
sorry. Best believe that shit!
You think Asian people gonnah quit eatin rice cause yo ass
tells’em, “You chink rice eatin bastard.”?
You think Africans gonnah quit eatin goat cause yo ass tells’em, “You
Sand nigger goat eatin bastard.”? You
think Hawaiians gonnah quit eatin Spam cause yo ass tells’em, “You fat Hawaiian
Spam eatin bastard.”? Or tell an Ukranian,
“You sorry borscht eatin bastard.”?...And this is the kicker, yo sorry racist
ass tells a person in the Jewish religion, “You Matzo-Ball eatin bastard.”?
That what you think?
Well, maybe when it comes down to my Black counterparts. Because for some damn reason my Brothahs and
Sistahs will sit up there and fixate on a sorry ass individual who puts their
traditional nourishment in the same sentence with “Black,” “Nigger,” or
both. And who gives a good goddamned
fuck! The shit is good!
You call a Mexican, “You Taco eatin Spic!” And they will say, “Si,” to the first part
and “fuck you” to the last part. Or call
an Italian, “A Spaghetti eatin Wop!” And they will say, “I love the pasta but
don’t you dare disrespect me again with the fuckin Wop part!” D’accordo.
Mi scusi.
Vous Comprenez?
Word!
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