I created it way back in 2000. I was scoffed at. I went to all the big names: Renuzit; Glade; Lysol...they all sent me on my way. Then I went to a Proctologist, a doctor. And everything changed in a magnificent way. A glorious way. Oh, sure the person taking such a "vitamin" daily would get complications in about twenty years subsequently. But that wasn't a problem because by that time the profits would be set in stone. I would be rich and so would be too the investors and fuck the bullshit.
I invented all types of scents: Blueberry, Violet, Strawberry-Banana, Linen...an endless amount of scents. Shit, just use your imagination and along with the formula: instant good smelling shit and farts. And in 2016 it was all the rage.
But nature is a mothah fucker. It is what it is. And by the time the populous at large understood three years later that it would fuck up their given G.I. tract, in a bad mothah fuckin way, everybody was getting rich, bitch! And fuck your personal health. Good Lord!
I didn't realize it. I really didn't. Please believe me! But a human being has to understand the simple fact that, "There's always a price to pay when you think your farts and, especially, your shit don't stink!"
Comment dit-on en francais? Merde est suppose mauvais odeur et merde!
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