Sunday, June 4, 2023

Come To Pass

 I mean US has tah give muh fuckin credit where credit is due God damnit!

I mean them evil muh fuckahs have been grindin for ah long muh fuckin time Jack!

Makin that evil shit happen cap'n!

Now comin tah evil fruition!

Shiiiought!

"Well what about Christians!? We've been here way longer than their sorry evil asses!"

What about Christians?

We've been 

Sleeping!

While their evil sorry asses have been 24&7

Selling

US

Out!...

(Peace! More to come...)

And You ASKed For It?!

 Enlightenment is ah muh fuckah!

Shiiiought!

When that muh fuckin proverb hath saith;

"Ignorance is bliss."

God damn!

That muh fuckah wasn't fuckin around!

My ol Black sorry broke ass with my many travails as ah witness?!

Niggah,

You ain't said nothin wrong bout that shit!...

(Peace! More to come...)

SOS! When Everybody Is Trying To Tell Yo Sorry Broke Ass Some Shit!? Don't Cost Shit Tah Listen!

 I love my Wife!

She puts up with my ol Black sorry broke ass!

Still askin myself, "Why?!"

If yah haven't noticed my Dear Sweet Sistahs and Brothahs,

I'm kind of an odd ol ass muh fuckah!

Well, not in person of course!

"Why?"

Because I know that I'm odd!

Don't nobody wannah witness my odd ol ass shit all thah God damned time except for

my Wife!

Outside this household muh fuckahs be like,

"Niggah! Get yo shit togethah!"

Inside this household my

Wife be like...well I'll be God damn!...

"Niggah! Get yo shit togethah!"...

(Peace! More to come...)

Joe Falls/Fails Again...With More To Come!

 Thah fuck these evil muh fuckahs expect!? Even with six of them muh fuckahs them evil muh fuckahs can't pull that shit off! Shit, thah clones even have tah be old too! Can't have no young muh fuckah in ah fuckin synthetic mask, walkin round and shit like ah fuckin thirty-three years old male, which thah muh fuckah in thah mask was, which was a fuckin disaster! Who thah fuck told him tah kick his heels up like that!? Gettin three feet off thah fucking ground and supposed to be eighty fucking years old!? The fuck man!?...

(Peace! More to come...)

Avoid Severe evil Presences (ASePs)

 Shit some muh fuckahs are all wrong!

And when yo ol Black sorry broke ass gets that fuckin familiar ass danger feelin, look around ah lil bit tah see where thah shit is gonnah come from! Make ah plan if somethin jumps off why yo gettin thah hell out that muh fuckah quickly ass meets some resistance! If no resistance? Walk calmly like ah cool ass niggah out that muh fuckah! Get in yo muh fuckin ride! 

And ride

Thah fuck home!...

(Peace! More to come...)

Oh SNAP!

 Do US realize Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program has some of this undah thah radar bullshit called: 

RMP!

And ah muh fuckin state can apply! Thank goodness only seven are insane! And Indiana ain't one of 'em!

What is RMP? Restaurant Meals Programs!

"Okay?"

These muh fuckahs with an EBT card can purchase in some states from restaurants and shit!

With an EBT card!?

Why thah fuck should ah muh fuckah evah work!...

(Peace! More to come...)

Purgatorial

 What is here to live for?

Shit,

What is here to die for?!...

(Peace! More to come...)

Friday, June 2, 2023

The Human Clock

 Can we turn back the hands of time?

Shit!

No!

But we sho nuff don't have tah change thah batteries on that muh fuckah!...

(Peace! More to come...)

Paid Indifference

 Thah fuck wrong with these hard headed muh fuckahs!?

People look at these muh fuckahs protestin thinkin that shit's real!

Please tell an ol Black sorry broke ass niggah, when have any of US evah been able tah tell our employer;

Yo, check this out playah! I got tah jet! Peeps need me! Yah feel may?

Uhm!

Ain't no muh fuckah out there doin that protestin shit got ah real fuckin US job!...

(Peace! More to come...)

Trippy Ass Natural Shit!

Before you sleep 

Take:

(1) 660mg Caprylic acid

(4) 500mg L'arginine 

(4) 500mg Taurine

(1) 250mg Magnesium

(1) 500mg Milk Thistle

On an empty stomach!

Sleep on that shit!

And if you're ah writah!?

Aftah yah wake up!

Shit!

Yo ass got some work tah do!...

(Peace! More to come...)

RighteoUS Checks and Balances

 my Wife and my Daughter will check my muh fuckin ass!

I smile inside! Can't smile outside cause muh fuckahs think yah ain't takin 'em serioUSly! And ah niggah tryin tah get bettah, has tah be checked!

And them some check makin muh fuckahs!

God damn!

Can ah niggah get ah muh fuckin break?!

"No!" They say in unison.

And I undahstand!...

(Peace! More to come...)

CluelUSs

 I love muh fuckahs that skip rocks!

Shit!

It mUSt be nice!

Ah beautiful thing tah witness!

But...

Yah know shit's about ready tah go down!?

Don't you!?...

(Peace! More to come...)