Fuck A Soda!

 These evil muh fuckahs got 

"Pepsi Cola" 6pk 16.9 fl oz,

$6.99!

Thah fuck?!

I don't fuck with any of that shit! An old niggah was jUSt passin by, while gettin by! Anyway... 

I mean, shit!

Go around tah thah next aisle,

The beer aisle, my aisle of choice!

Well up jump thah muh fuckin devil God damnit!

"Pabst Blue Ribbon" 6pk 16 fl oz,

$6.99!

Why thah fuck, are US broke assUS muh fuckUS fuckin round with

Diabetic

Soda?!

When naturally made delicioUS American  lager

Beer is thah same muh fuckin price!?

And, will get that broke ass

Buzzin!

Ah solid muh fuckin broke ass 

Twofer!

But, I mean, shit?!

Thah fuck my broke ass know?!

Cheers!

Our Father's speed!