my old Black broke ass loves me some beer and shit!
Well, you know how this beer shit goes? Look at some shit. Then look at thah muh fuckin price?
18 damned dollUS for ah 4pk of tallboys?
Fuck!
No!
Then I go lookin at reviews of thah horribly priced shit, put intah thah search engine,
"Brand Bier beeradvocate".
Gave me some options which lead me tah thah review of thah shit! Well since an old niggahs there and shit!? Let my broke ass look up thah rest of thah
"15 Oldest Breweries In The World With Beers Still In Production - msn".
So in beeradvocate's search engine, I put in "Weihenstephan". Then this muh fuckin website wants tah act ill and shit! Puttin up ah stupid screen, written at the top,
"Are you a robot? Let's find out.
To continue, what is your email address?!"
Thah fuck?!
Fuck!
No!
Ain't no mindless information worth my muh fuckin
US
PPI:
Personal
Priceless
Information!
Again,
Fuck!
No!
US's
Personal
Information is muh fuckin
PricelUS!
So quit givin US's
PricelUS
US
PPI shit
Out for
Free!
If US have reverted tah bein
'Ho's!
I mean, shit!
Don't be no broke
US
'Ho's!
CaUSe US's
Personal shit, is some
Unique
PricelUS
Informational
Shit!
Them evil FED evil propagandists' sorry ass minions
Know that ill shit!
And
US
Are givin US's
Personal
PricelUS
Information for fuckin
Gratis!?
Thah fuck done went wrong with US Sonshines?!
What Thah Holy fuck?!
Our Father's speed!...
(Peace! More to come...)
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